Criminal Minds BAU Groupchat

8.

10:39 pm

Y/N: JUST HAD SEX WITH GARCÍA🥳🥳🥳🤩🤩🤪🤪🤪😜😜😝😝😝😘😘😘😍😍 I SWER IS GOOS I LOBE IY

Penelope: Oh my gosh

Derek: HUH??? HELLO??? SEX WITH MY BABYGIRL??😖😖😔😟😞☹️😣

Penelope: Well we both got drunk a couple hours ago and Y/n still is because they're still drinking😅

Y/N: In nkt i sweer im nit okh? I judt cabg tupe

Emily: Okay so they basically slept with everyone excluding Hotch. JJ and Rossi don't count because JJ is seeing someone and Rossi is like a dad to all of us💀

Reid: Is Y/n okay? Do they feel like throwing up? Where are they right now?

Penelope: Reid, they're okay! I promise!

Y/N: YEP PRYGV BUY IM OKAUUU!'!!! 🥳🤩🤩

Hotch: Garcia make sure they drink lost of water.

Penelope: On it sir!

JJ: Damn they wild😂😂

Derek: All they need is Hotch

Emily: Ayo Hotchner boy! You down to sleep with Y/n?

Hotch: Leave me out of this.

Emily: Nah he's hard rn😛

Derek: 💀 SWEARRR

JJ: Is Y/n okay though?

Penelope: They passed out😐

Emily: LMFAOOO 😭

Derek: LMAOOSOJDKELW TF IS WRONG WITH THEM HELL NAW😭😭😂🤣💀💀

Penelope: They're really passed out, I-

JJ: They're gonna have a killer hangover tmr lol

Emily: Lol suckssss for her doesn't it?

Derek: YEAH LMAO

Reid: Wait... they're gonna have a hangover tomorrow, right?

Emily: I thought you were supposed to be a genius?

Reid: Listen! They're gonna have a huge headache and be in a bad mood... do you know how Y/n is like in a bad mood?

Derek: Oh shit.

Emily: Fuck.

JJ: Oh no.

Penelope: Oh dear gosh.

Reid: I'm scared.

Hotch: I'm sure they'll be fine.

Emily: Hotch I don't think you understand my guy....

Derek: They're the devil's incarnate....

JJ: Satan himself is scared....

Penelope: All hell breaks loose....

Reid: Might as well say goodbye to the ones you love once Y/n turns to you....

Hotch: Are you guys serious right now? I'm sure they're not that bad.

Emily: So I guess you wanna die tomorrow huh?

Derek: I'll plan the funeral!

Reid: I can bring the flowers!

Penelope: I'm in charge of decorations!

JJ: I'll see who to invite!

Emily: So we have your funeral planned. Now we just gotta wait until tomorrow! 😁