Criminal Minds BAU Groupchat

11.

12:01 am

Emily: Did y'all fuck? It's been like an hour😐

JJ: Bet they did💀

Emily: JJ we all know they did

Rossi: It has been an awful long time. Getting kind of worried here

Hotch: We did not fuck.

Y/N: ^Boss man's right. We didn't but we did... talk...

Penelope: Kissed?

Y/N: Yes.

Hotch: No.

Emily: ... awkward 😬😬🫣

Y/N: I mean, no.

Hotch: I mean, yes.

JJ: So did you or did you not kiss?

Hotch: I mean sure.

Y/N: Yeah, if you wanna say that then sure🤷‍♀️

Emily: Great... everyone has a partner and I don't😤😫😩😢

Y/N: Hotch isn't my partner🙄🤚

Penelope: I don't!

Rossi: Me either

JJ: Reid doesn't either💀 after Derek, I don't think he would want to date

Derek: Well, guess what bitch? Me and Reid just fucked👺👹👹👺✌🏾✌🏾

Reid: Derek!

Y/N: Oh, well if it isn't D**ek.

Derek: Ayo! Why the censored name🤨🤨🤨

Y/N: You know exactly why you-

Hotch: I had to take their phone away and erase what they wrote.

Emily: LMAOOO what'd they write😭

Hotch: Let me send you a screenshot of what they wrote.

Emily: okay?

Emily: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT😭😭😭🤚🏼🤚🏼 THAT WAS SO MEAN EVEN I WAS SHOCKED💀😭

JJ: what happened?

Emily: Hotch showed me what Y/n wrote💀 It was brutal

Derek: Send it, pussy🥶😤

Y/N: Hon, you'd literally kill yourself if I ever sent that🫡

JJ: DAMN Y/N😬🥲 just got the pic. That was brutal😭 Literally would've obliterated you, D**ek

Derek: Stop with the censored name😤

Reid: Just got the pic too. Wow. Der, it's a good thing Hotch took away their phone... you would have gone to therapy from just that text

Derek: What was so bad about it?

Hotch: Brutal. Absolutely horrendous.

Derek: Did they use the big no no word???

Penelope: no no word?

Derek: The n word, babygirl

Y/N: EW NO WTF🤨 I would never use that word

Derek: Then what was so bad about it???🤨🤨🧐🧐🤨

Reid: Derek. Let it go.

Reid: Y/n, I love you but you can't say that😳

Y/N: Mf deserves it for what he did to you🙄🤚

Reid: it's okay, I forgave him🙃

Emily: I would've cut off his balls ✂️✂️✂️