Criminal Minds BAU Groupchat

21.

9:40 am

Reid: Guys, this breakfast is breakfasting like wow

Y/N: ...

Derek: Literally stfu

Y/N: Fr like ain't nobody care about you and your dumbass breakfast

Derek: seriously kill yourself

Y/N: deadass

Derek: Nobody gives a fuck that you be eating a hot ass meal in this cold ass weather.

Y/N: only making yourself that shit, so fuck everyone else

Derek: Ongggggg

Derek: You have no right to live you stick ass piss bitch

Y/N: You were bullied for a reason you hillbilly bitch

Emily: GODDAYMN 😭

JJ: So aggressive and for what?

Reid: it's okay

Reid: They just hate to see a white boy eat a complete breakfast 🙄

Y/N: I will fuck you up

Reid: You already did 🖐🏻😛🖐🏻

Y/N: Oh you mutha fuc-

Derek: Reid.

Reid: Sorry 😞

Hotch: Why are you two so tempered this morning?

Y/N: wHy ArE yOu TwO sO tEmPeReD tHiS mOrNiNg?

Derek: bEcAuSe We FuCkInG cAn

Penelope: What crawled up your two asses and died this morning?

JJ: No seriously, you guys are so mad and for what?

Emily: I know why 🤪

Hotch: Why?

Emily: The case these two are doing, their suspect escaped so they've been up since 12

Emily: They haven't slept in over 60 hours 😭

Hotch: Oh my gosh?

JJ: 60 HOURS??

Penelope: Derbear!! Why didn't you tell me???

Reid: Is that why you haven't been coming over??

Derek: Y'all better stfu rn before I accidentally trip and slit all of your throats

Hotch: Y/n-

Y/N: UNLESS ANY OF YOUR FUCKING WORDS COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH NEXT ARE "here's your coffee" I DONT WANNA HEAR SHIT OR I WILL STICK MY FOOT SO FAR UP YO ASS YOULL MOTHER FUCKING CHOKE.

Derek: Even I flinched a little

Y/N: God I haven't eaten or slept in so long

Hotch: Here's your coffee...

Y/N: ...

Emily: Did you really say that shit and not actually get her the coffee??😭

JJ: Ain't no fkn way 🤭😭

Y/N: Aaron Hotchner.

Reid: She said the government name 😱

Y/N: You and me are not gonna happen if you keep acting like a smartass.

Y/N: that and no sex for a month

Hotch: As if you could hold off that long.

Y/N: I once spent five whole months without human contact and not bat an eyelash, I'm 100% sure I can survive this