Criminal Minds BAU Groupchat

19.

7:30 am

Penelope: Good Morning my sluts! 🫶🏻😘🤭

Y/N: Literally too early for this, G

Derek: My man, my man, dab me up🤙🏾

Y/N: *dabs up*

Emily: Whoever created work Can go fuck themselves

JJ: Fr^^ Got me all the way fked up. I have the kids this week

Y/N: Im so sorry, Emily😔

JJ: ?????

Emily: Thanks bro😔👊🏼

Hotch: No texting while driving

Emily: Well, you can suck my balls Hotchner because my wife is driving 🖕🏼

Hotch: Emily.

Emily: Sorry, sir.

Derek: Simp.

Y/N: Chill.

Derek: You in love with him or something??

Reid: Derek, pleaseeee don't instigate

Hotch: No, no let him cook.

Y/N: Stfu Hotchner.

Rossi: Aggression in the morning I see... Need to talk?

Y/N: Im okay, thank you tho Papa Pasta 🫶

Penelope: Exact reaction I was expecting 😺

Y/N: God- Can we text later? I'm so lazy to move my fingers rn

Hotch: Also due to the fact that you're driving right now???

Emily: You two in the same car 😼😼🤭🫣😏😏

Y/N: Kys

Hotch: Yes.

Derek: Rekindling a smoldering fire, huh?

Y/N: Okay Shakespeare, mind shutting your dumb ass up?

Derek: That was racist.

Reid: Derek.

Derek: Fine. We'll text later.

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2:18 pm

Emily: Just watched a man climb Mount Everest... that's light work, I could do that

JJ: Emily😐

Emily: What? I Can

Y/N: Bro people who climb Mount Everest are so funny and dumb

Y/N: like imagine dying while climbing mt everest... that's crazy because like no one asked you to do that😭

Derek: LMAOO Nahhh frrrr

Derek: Like what went through your head to do that???💀💀😭😭

Reid: Why are you hating? They did hard work!

Hotch: I feel like you were the first person to ever boo someone.

Hotch: To ever boo them, you must've had so much hate in your heart. I could only wish to be that hateful one day...🥲

Y/N: 😦

Emily: Wow Hotch. First you play with their feelings, then you completely disregard them after they did everything, made them feel like they weren't worth of your love, ignore them, and now you insult them? Woooowwww

Hotch: I-

Derek: Daymn Emily😭

Y/N: Are you allergic to peanuts? Because I will start throwing Reese's at you, my boy😀