Criminal Minds BAU Groupchat

20.

1:08 am

Derek: Yo when is this unsub coming out?

Y/N: UNSUB IS GAYYY?? 💅💅💅🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈🌈🌈🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

Reid: Don't pressure him into coming out, Derek 😤🙄😒

Emily: He should feel safe when he comes out, not outed, Derek.

Hotch: I don't think he'll feel safe when all these guns are going to be pointed at him.

Y/N: *reporter voice* This just in, Agent Aaron Hotchner, Unit Chief, also known as sexiest man alive, makes a man unsafe and pushes him back into the closet where he originally resided with his long term secret. This just in, Y/N Y/LN delivering your 1 am news on AM News.

Emily: *concerned mother with 2 kids that are gay sitting on the couch with her husband, hand to mouth, lips parted, and shocked face* I cannot believe he outed the poor man!

Reid: *husband of concerned mother with 2 kids that are gay sitting on the couch with hand to mouth, lips parted, and shocked face, holding her tightly* Men are just absolutely cruel in this world. How dare he! He did nothing wrong. My gosh I could only imagine if this was our kids, Betsy😓

Emily: *sad whispering tearing up voice* Oh, don't you say that Billy, *hits softly on chest with tissue in hand* Dare I imagine? *dabs eyes with tissue as mother sniffles*

Hotch: Are you guys serious? You're making this into a big deal. It's not.

Derek: 😱

Emily: 😱

Reid: 😱

Y/N: *reporter voice* This just in, Agent Aaron Hotchner, Unit Chief, also known as man I'd personally let run me over, has now declared shocking saying. Apparently, Sexy man said that it's not a big deal! How will the world react to this shocking news! This just in, You're sexy reporter Y/N, delivering your 1 am news on AM News.

Reid: *mad husband, glaring at screen* I cannot believe the audacity of this man. 'Not a big deal'??? What the actual, pardon for my language, Frick!

Emily: *concerned mother looking at her husband fearfully* Oh, please don't get angry, Bill! That man is just stupid!

Derek: *Child coming in the living room seeing parents worry* What's going on?

Emily: *Mother turns and sees her gay child walk over to them* Nothing my sweet, baby boy. Go back to bed, now.

Reid: *Looking at son who now sits between mom and dad* Listen to your mother, Lucas. You shouldn't be up this late! It's already one in the morning.

Derek: *rubbing eyes groggily* I couldn't sleep. *Looks over to see sexy woman delivering the AM News* Hot. Anyway, what's wrong?

Emily: *Purses lips and looks over at husband* Should we?

JJ: What the actual fuck is going on????😦😦😀😀😀😃😃🤨🤨🤨

Penelope: SHHH JJ, I wanna see how this ends!🤫

Reid: *Nodding as he looks off into the distance* He's old enough. Already in high school. We must.

Emily: *Sighing* Baby, there's this man that's been non accepting of... gay... people...

Derek: *Child gasp could be heard. Tears well up in eyes* But... but I'm-

Reid: *Swiftly cuts off his son* I know, Luc, but there are people who will never be accepting. We have to deal with that since it's reality. Just know we still love you all the same. *hugs kid*