𝑰𝒏𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒕 𝑸𝒖𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒔 𝒑𝒕2

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// Incorrect quotes time! Part two! ^^//

Namika Masuda: Hey Sumi, has anyone told you how beautiful you look today?

Misumi Chiharu: Oh- uhm, I- no? That's swe-

Namika Masuda: Oh well, better luck next I guess

Misumi Chiharu: You little shi-

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Moriko Matsuno, struggling to keep upright in one inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't think heels are for me

Hiroki Hayashi, pointing at her and walking flawlessly in 6 inch sparkly red heels: WEAK.

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Asuka Kimura: Jail is no fun, I'll tell you that much

Chihiro Mikami: Oh, you've been?

Asuka Kimura: Once, in monopoly.

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Faven Alston: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how a blender works-

Azura Cinderhell, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Emiko Suzuki: How petty can you get?

Asami Suzuki: I once edited a wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about

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Rokuro Eguchi: When I first met
you, I did not like you.

Tetsuya Yoshimura: I'm aware of that.

Rokuro Eguchi: But then you and I had some time together.

Tetsuya Yoshimura: Yeah?

Rokuro Eguchi: It did not get better.

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Lux Winters, trying to cheer the others up: Well, Things can be worse, you know!

Carter Flores: How?

Lux Winters: How what?

Arista Everson: How could they be worse?

Lux Winters: They couldn't. I lied.

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Arista Everson: Is something burning?

Carter Flores: Just my love for you

Arista Everson: C-Carter, the toaster is on fire-

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Hotaka Komichi: You're the love of my life and my partner in crime, I would do anything for you.

Emi Komichi: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Hotaka Komichi: Absolutely not.

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Emi Komichi: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Matsuno?

Moriko Matsuno: ...No.

Hiroki Hayashi: I do!

Emi Komichi: I know, Hiroki.

Hiroki Hayashi: I'm sad!

Emi Komichi: I know, Hiroki.

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Carter Flores, holding a python: Ladies I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?

Arista Everson: You did.. WHAT-

Azura Cinderhell: William Snakepeare!

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-The three having dinner together-

Arista Everson: Carter, can you pass the salt?

Carter Flores: -Throws Lux Winters across the table-

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// Well incorrect quotes for the day! //

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