Page 6
Announcement - "To all shipgirls, pay no mind to Graf Zeppelin airdropping a revised version of Mein Kampf and world annihilation propaganda. And for the love of god, do NOT participate in Laffey's newest game!"
Belfast - "I'm surprised by the fact your queen is interested in the book Mein Kampf, but this doesn't give you an excuse for overthrowing her for "being a spy for the enemy."
Queen Elizabeth - "Your maids are trying to overthrow you. I think not acting like a absolute brat queen would stop them from doing that. Just saying."
Unicorn - "As cool as Laffey's game sounds, I don't think anybody wants to see a shipgirl that looks like a kid get killed."
Laffey - "You can't just make a game where you see who can survive a turret salvo by Yamato and call it "Yamato's Survival Run" and expect anything fun from it!
Yamato - "What- no, why are you encouraging this game? It doesn't give you an excuse to try and kill Johnston."
Johnston - "If you participate in Laffey's game, it's on you. Don't blame me when Yamato shows no mercy."
Enterprise - "I hope you learned your lesson in knowing that it's illegal to teach your eagle how to attack someone."
Hornet - "Can I just say that you shouldn't go out flashing your tits to everyone? They're beginning to actually think your a exhibitionist."
Cleveland - "Eating gun powder doesn't make your cannons stronger. Why do you always believe what your sisters say?"
Akashi - "As cool as it sounds, trying to augment nanomachines into yourself is very painful. I don't think you're as pain resilient as Armstrong."
Vestal - "The name sucks, I'm sorry but it really does. No one would want to visit a hospital called "Crackhead's Paradise". I don't care if there's actually crack there, it's bad enough Akashi sells drugs!"
Admiral Hipper - "Contain your sister, that's all I ask for. Is it so hard to do that?"
Kaga - "Whoever told you to say "Death to America" is wrong... you'll be shot on sight by any eagle union shipgirls if you say that to them."
Akagi - "For some reason, I feel like you told your sister to say "Death to America". I don't know why, you seem like the type to bully your sister."
Page 6
YOU ARE READING
Azur Lane - Crackhead's Paradise
FanfictionAfter much debate, the higher ups agreed on having the commander of azur lane give weekly reports on what's happening on the base. In the reports, the commander is to write down what has occurred on the base, every week, from now on. The following r...
