Elf ears

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K_Evans89 : ok nicole I'm going to say this in the nicest way possible , take those ridiculous elf ears off

Me( stammers ) " but I like it. It just looks natural

K_Evans89 : it's not natural , no one was born with elf ears ! You look ridiculous. Grow up

Me ( wiggles my nose ) I am grown . Don't be hating

K_Evans89 : I literally haven't seen such a thing . This isn't Halloween

Me: so I don't care

Me: oh yeah I forgot to tell u, I bought something at the store

K_Evans89 : what?

Me * holds up an elf nose * I bought an elf nose ! Isn't it cute?!

K_Evans89 : I'm done

K_Evans89 walks away

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