Kermits date

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CreativeRealm2213 : wow this hibachi is delicious

Yuki : you lips look delicious

CreativeRealm2213 : wow babe slow down. We just met

Yuki : but we met on tinder. I want you to take me home after this

CreativeRealm2213 * spits out some steak * whoa yuki . I don't roll like that . You're not some object . Oh my gosh

Yuki : then why did we agree to this date ?

CreativeRealm2213 : hello! Because I'm Batman ! Don't you see my muscles babe

Yuki: you're not bat man! Are you on drugs

CreativeRealm2213 : you know what I take offense to that. This date is over!

CreativeRealm2213 * screams * CAN I GET A RAIN CHECK PLEASE

CreativeRealm2213 * says in Batman voice * and you're paying the bill since you want to be so sexual

CreativeRealm2213 * screams *  TOTAL BULLCORN AT ITS FINEST

Yuki throws her drink on CreativeRealm2213

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