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Imp city , Hell. A building with hornsnis seen infront of the Imp city sign. The camera then showed a door with a sheet of paper written " I.M.P headquarters MEETINS IN PROGRESS "

Blitzo: Alright now i know business has been a bit slow lately. And its no ones fault im not naming any names here... Moxxie.

Blitzo: Now does anyone have any bright ideas about how we can get buisness driven up again?

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Blitzo: Now does anyone have any bright ideas about how we can get buisness driven up again?

Millie: What about a car wash?

Blitzo: This is hell Millie no one cares about cars being clean here. Oh what about a bill board?

Moxxie: We can afford a billboard sir.

Blitzo: Helpful moxxie, really glad you're in the room right now. * Pushes moxxie to the ground* Have you guys forgot what service we provide?

The boss then turned on a T.V playing a clip of the members of I.M.P killing people. The members watched eating popcorn, while they did that a teenage imp walked into the room drinking water.

 The members watched eating popcorn, while they did that a teenage imp walked into the room drinking water

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Max: Hey Guys. Sorry im late

Blitzo: its fine max, we were just discussing how we could get business driven up again. Ya know like how it was before.

Max: Those were the good times.

Blitzo: Damn straight.

Moxxie: we dont need any reminders sir considering, you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious T.V add last week, on that you then additionally payed to run for a full three hours on a channel nobody watches.

Max: Im sorry he did what?

Blitzo: Uh hey excuse me, whats obnoxious about a super fun jingle? Alright, its a distraction while an advertisement is spitting bull shit.

Millie: People love musicals sir.

Max: Well you're not wrong and people do like musicals.

Blitzo: Exactly. So we're basically doing a musical. * points to moxxie dramtically* Are you gonna crush my musical theater dreams like my dad did?

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