miles: alright let's go investigating
miles: *knocks on door*
phoenix: *stares at him with a "are you fucking serious" expression*...
miles: what?!
phoenix: *rolls eyes as he kicks down door*, HEY ASSHOLE, WE GOT QUESTIONS FOR YOU!!, QUIT SCREAMING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH ALREADY!!
miles: *long sigh*
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gumshoe: pal that's against the law
phoenix: police brutality, child abuse and faking evidence is also against the law but that didn't stop the motherfuckers who traumatized me now did it!?, now shut up and look out for any bystanders while I break into this safe
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"the first time"
phoenix: *punches witness*
the judge: OH GREAT MERCIFUL HEAVENS!!!
"after a while"
phoenix: *punches witness*
the judge: *sighs* bailiff, please call an ambulance
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phoenix: leave it alone miles
miles; *fixing a bruise on phoenix's cheek* absolutely not!!, you need to stop being so reckless!!
phoenix: it's fine miles
miles: say that to your brusied cheek
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phoenix and von karma: *glaring at each other*
manfred: *snarls* hmph, ..rookie
phoenix: *flips him off* peacock looking-ass!!
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Ace Attorney Incorrect Quotes/ Short Stories
Fanfictioni know i keep deleting these, but this one is here to stay, short stories are not canon to the AL-9 series, nothing here is relevant to the AL-9 series suggestions are abablie Warning; read wrightwotth AL-9 warings before reading his book
