Ace Attorney Incorrect Quotes/ Short Stories

WrightWorth "You Owe Me"

the judge sighed as he banged down his gavel, attempting to get the court's attention, it somewhat worked

'will the witness please refrine from harrassing the prosecution?!'

At this point, phoenix was wondering if he could take the murder weapon and use that to kill oldbag, the case, unfortunately, had oldbag as a witness, and like all the other times, she was being a huge pain in the ass, but miles had the worst receiving end of it, it's not fun having a creepy, ugly and nasty old lady obsessing over you,

miles kept cringing away and trying to get her to shut her mouth, but no matter what he did nothing worked, at this point, this had been going on for over an hour-long, of oldbag being a nuisances to everyone, phoenix was complicating on what to do, he pondered for a moment= before he came up with an idea to piss off oldbag

'HEY!! OLDBAG!!'

miles had never been more grateful for phoenix's bluntness and rudness, oldbag frowned and shot her head at him, clearly upset at being interrupted

'What you whippersnapper?!!'

'shut the fuck up already!!, we have a fucking case to get on with and your ass is wasting our damn time!!'

she rolled her saggy eyes at him

'oh please, you can clearly see my edgy-boy is enchanted by my beauty?!'

'he's literally cringing away from you dumbass!!, also he's not interested in you!!'

oldbag huffed, crossing her arms

'oh yeah?!, how do you know?!'

'because he's gay you shithead and taken'

miles shot him a look of shock, taken?!, a few other people in the court began to mumble at the information, wendy eyes widened but wasn't quite done yet

'W-What?! my edgy-boy!!, is in love with someone else?!!'

'yup'

wendy growled at him

'I don't believe you!!, I dare you to prove it!!, prove that edgy-boy is infant taken!!'

'okay'

phoenix shrugged as he walked over to egdeworth's bench, yanked him by his cravat and kissed him right on the lips, miles eyes widen as his cheeks turned a bright red, not sure on what to do, everyone in the courtroom gasped in shock at the sight, maya came out of her shock the fastest and cheered them on, a few other's joined in soon, the judge and gumshoe were to stunned to speak

the kiss wasn't long, but it sure had made an affect on the court, phoenix pulled away, and before waking back to his bench he whispered to miles

'you owe me'

and with that, he walked back to his bench, completely unberthed, with the most neutral expression ever, silently enjoying oldbag's bewildered face

'Y-Y-YOU TWO ARE?!!,. ARE...TOOOOGEETTHER?!!!'

phoenix shrugged and nodded

'yeah'

oldbag was in such shock, they had to postpone the trial until tomorrow, while phoenix and maya were just chilling in the lobby on the sofa when miles marched right up to him

'WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!'

he cried out, his cheeks were still red from the whole incident, phoenix simply looked up at him

'a favour, your welcome'

'WHY DID YOU KISS ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TRIAL?!'

'to piss off oldbag, and it worked, and now she won't harass you anymore, you really should be thanking me'

'THANK YOU?!!, NOW BECAUSE OF YOUR STUNT, I HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO ALL MY CO-WORKERS THAT WE AREN'T A COUPLE!!'

'seems like a personal problem, you still owe me shithead, see ya fucker'

he flipped him off with his middle finger, maya giggled and followed behind him, when they got back to the office, maya went out to go get them food, that's when phoenix composure completely collapsed, his entire face turned fire red as he shakily sat by the window seat, opening up to let in some fresh air in an attempt to cool his face

"I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE I ACTUALLY WENT THROUGH WITH IT!!"

he couldn't believe he pulled a stunt like that, in front of thousands of people!! who now thought they were a couple!!

"how am i gonna go to court after this?!"