phoenix: call me feenie again and i will shoot you in the fucking stomach
miles: fine, ...feenie
phoenix: *death glare* what did i just say miles?!
miles: *starts panicking* y-you said--
phoenix: what did i just fucking say miles?!
miles: y-you said not to say it!!
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kay: I've been eating peanut m&m's in hopes that if a cannibal eats me and is allergic to peanuts I can get my revenge
miles: ...
miles: That sentence started out so normal...
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kid witnesses: *starts crying*
phoenix: what happened?
kid: i don't know,,.
phoenix: don't worry, don't worry, we're to help you
kid: *starts to sob*
phoenix: *gently pats back* hey it's okay, please don't get upset
literally, any other witness: *starts to act up*
phoenix: STOP CRYING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH AND FUCKING TESTIFY!!
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miles: PHOENIX, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH A SERIAL KILLER?!!
phoenix: relax miles i only got a little hurt
miles: YOU HAVE A BLACK EYE AND BRUISE ON YOUR CHEEK
phoenix: I BROKE HIS ARM IN HALF WHAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM?!!
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maya: My uterus needs to stop cutting off its oxygen and act like an adult.
phoenix: ...what?
maya: Period cramps are caused by your uterus contracting so hard it cuts off its oxygen, which sends a pain signal to the brain
phoenix: ..why couldn't you just say you had cramps?
maya: ...I'm in pain
phoenix: you wanna wear my hoodie while i make you an overly sweet hot chocolate and get a heating pad started to help with the cramps?
maya: *nods* yes please
phoenix: *pats head* I'm on it
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gumshoe: what happened
miles: while on our way here, someone nearly rear-ended us, phoenix then got out of the car and chased him down to deal with the matter and now..
phoenix: *comes in* who wants a free steering wheel
gumshoe: isn't that like, ...illegal pal?
phoenix: so?
miles: *sighs*
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phoenix: *breaking the law and rules to get evidence*
raymond: so, ..that's your fiance?
miles: yes
raymond: not gonna lie, didn't take you for the type to like bad boys
miles: *blushes tint red* shutup..
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phoenix: god i fucking hate people
maya: aren't you a pansexual?
phoenix: ironic isn't it?
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phoenix: actually I'm pan
pearl: ...your a frying pan Mr nick?
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gumshoe: who do we know has handcuffs?
phoenix: *takes out a pair*
larry: oh you and edgy are pretty kinky huh?!~
phoenix: *eyes widen, turns bright red and slaps him*
larry: OWCH!!
phoenix: IT'S NOT FOR THAT YOU PEREVTED FUCKWIT!!
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phoenix: what's to stop me from murdering this witness?!
miles: There are no books in prison.
phoenix: *grumbles but doesn't murder the witness*
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gumshoe: MR EDGEWORTH!!
miles: keep it down detective gumshoe!, now what seems to be the matter
gumshoe: PHOENIX JUST FOLLOWED THE RULES
miles: WHAT?!!
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new years party
phoenix and miles: *both a bit drunk and making out in the darker corner of the room*
maya and franziska: *tipsy and flirting with each other*
gumshoe and maggey: *being a cute loving couple also a bit drunk*
larry who is the only single person in the room: ..damn i wish i had someone right now
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Ace Attorney Incorrect Quotes/ Short Stories
Fanfictioni know i keep deleting these, but this one is here to stay, short stories are not canon to the AL-9 series, nothing here is relevant to the AL-9 series suggestions are abablie Warning; read wrightwotth AL-9 warings before reading his book
