(Sorry for any spelling mistakes. I just pulled an allnighter when I'm writing this-)
Just then Shrek burst through, and the doors swung open. "OH NJOEI." Kool-aid man shouted.
"my ex......................"
"DId you miss me?"
"Stop it Shrek. I don't love you anymore. I love Barry B. Benson now..."
"Hohoho YOu can never not love me. you dubmn poop. My oinion is too big."
"Is this true, Kool-aid man?" Barry B. Besnon asked.
"I'm sorry, my love. His oionyion was too erizitable for me not to give him the big d once and a while."
"Ugh I thought you lovrf me/" Barry B. Venson said while storminh out.
"WAIt no. barry b benson..."