(A/N: I don't have the brain compacity to logically size everything so ig now everything is yk "normal sized"? I don't know anymore.)
As Barfy B. Besnons and Kool-aid man peacefully slept with one another, someone was standing outside his window.
The mystery man snapped a picture. And then another one. and then another one. He kept on doing it until his film ran out.
Once the man had the pics ready, he took a knife and stuck them on a tree outside the house along with a note. It read.......
Dear Kool-aid man a.k.a bitch balls,
Thanks for cheating on me :angry_emoji:
Not sincerely, R.G
"I'll let that son of a gun find it later." the man said with a southern accent. He left the property. The man had felt proud of what he did.
