Lysander's POV
".....geese?"
There I was in the basement of the Potter house with a bunch of chicks and all of the other Potters, Weasleys, Malfoys, Longbottoms, and Scamanders (woohooo). Oh and Teddy. Then Roxanne and Freddie go upstairs for some food. Once Roxanne walks back downstairs Freddie jumps down over all the stairs (that might be a little bit of an exaggeration but whatever) and yells, "You won't believe what they've got up there! A smorgasbird!"
"Wow there must be a lot of birds." Someone says.
"Like duck," I say.
"Chicken," Lorcan continues.
".....geese?" I say or ask (either one). Everyone laughs (if they weren't already laughing.) Even Roxanne. She is really cute when she laughs. I have two no's to say to your thoughts right now first I don't just like her just because she is the last person on my list I like her because we are similar and she's very funny and two no her laugh is not the girly giggle your thinking it's like the laugh a demon makes when it devours your soul mixed with giggles and snorts. Cute right. (No, I do not need mental help. I'm fine, thank you. She's fine too. I think.)
Then Molly (who is cute but not my type... wow what am I doing... I'm not girl crazy) says, "I think he meant to say smorgasbord which in theory has nothing to do with birds although it could include them as smorgasbord means....." Everyone goes back to talking loudly to avoid hearing the long dialogue about the science behind the word "smorgasbord". Basically a smorgasbord is a buffet with a bunch of different food, just so you know. It also might include birds depending on the people it is served to. Wow, I just tried to avoid a scientific lecture from Molly but instead got one from me. HahAhAHa. I'm not as boring though
To continue the "conversation" we had earlier I ask my brother, "Can you eat geese?"
"I think you can," he answers, "but it would be difficult. Geeses are mean."
"Well they are no match for us!"
"HA!"
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DISCONTINUED- "I ship it" - a Roxanne Weasley x Lysander Scamander fan fiction
Fanfiction-DISCONTINUED- Join Roxanne and Lysander as they go through their last year of Hogwarts, facing obstacles such as pranks, exploding walls, bullies, car accidents, adorable dogs, and the worst out of them all, homework. I will try to publish new chap...
