~𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗨𝗽 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗟𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗮𝗿𝗱𝘀~

𝑲𝑼𝑾𝑻𝑳 - 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒓

"𝖩𝖾𝗌𝗌𝖾 𝖤𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗌 𝖫𝗂𝗇𝗀𝖺𝗋𝖽, 𝖽𝗈𝗇'𝗍 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖿𝗎𝖼𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖽𝖺𝗋𝖾." 

"𝖠𝗇𝗂𝗌𝗁𝖺 𝖬𝖺𝗋𝗂𝖺 𝖫𝗂𝗇𝗀𝖺𝗋𝖽, 𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘐 will 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘦." 

One is a successful actress and model from Liverpool... 

"How long will it take before you come and play for the real Reds?" 

"Tell Trent I said he needs to mow the lawn on his head." 

"Buy you food? With which money?" 

And the other is a professional footballer from Warrington... 

"Nah, you were cheating just then." 

"Whose side are you on?" 

*sigh*"It's not easy being incredibly sexy and having an equally sexy wife, you know." 

"Hi, I'm Anisha." 

"Hi, I'm Jesse. And this is Keeping up with the Lingards!" 

"And this is KUWTL!" 

"What the hell just came out of your mouth? You sound like a strangled cat." 

"It's an acronym,duh? No one has time to say KeEpInG uP wItH ThE LiNgArDs." 

"It's not that hard babe." 

"Unlike your di-" 

"Um, excuse me, family friendly, thank you." 

"Boy, shut up. This is literally gonna be shown at night." 

"Oh whatever." 

"Hey, come back!" 

"Nope." 

"C'mon Jess, please? We can get KFC on the way." 

"... With the bucket of spicy wings?" 

"Yes, with the bucket of spicy wings." 

Keeping up with the Lingards! Starts at 22:30 on ITV and ITV Hub.