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Sakura: You really think this is a smart idea?

Naruto: Nope!

Sakura: good,I be concerned if you did

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Tsunade: Did you stay all night again ?

Sakura: well, not all night...

Tsunade:

Sakura: I got at least an hour of sleep

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Naruto at Sakura funeral: Can I have a moment alone with her?

Hinata: of course *leave*

Naruto leaning over sakura coffin: I know you not dead Sakura-chan

Sakura: yeah no

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Naruto: why is there blood everywhere!?

Sakura: we may have aggressively poked someone with a Kunai

Kakashi: You stabbed someone!??

Sai: no no, aggressively poked them with a Kunai.

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Temari: You know I'm cooler than you

Tenten: if you say that, does that mean I'm hotter than you

Sakura: ... At least I'm normal than both of you

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Hinata: *panicking* Sakura! You're bleeding!

Sakura: *completely calm* Relax, it's not my blood anyway

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Shisui: Go away!

Sakura: ...you holding me, idiot

Shisui: so mean

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Sakura: Sasuke~

Sasuke: *grunts*

Naruto: Guess what day it is~

Sasuke: Oh no

Sakura: oh yes

Kakashi, sai, yamato: MERRY CHRISTMAS!

sasuke: How did y'all get into my house!?

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Sakura: *coming out of the shower*

Ino: finally, I can brush my teeth

Sakura: brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton

Ino: ...thanks, I need that weird out of blue fact today

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Sakura: Can I kill him?

Sai: no

Naruto: why not?

Yamato: he's immortal

Sakura: so basically, I get to kill him more than once ?

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Random villain: *talking shit bout something* hey, are you even listening?

Sakura: I'm listening but not paying attention to you

Tenten: Sakura silent, he will kill us you know!

Villain: Yeah, and I'm pretty sure you won't even survive

Sakura: ...If I survive, can I go home?

Ino: oh my god

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