Sakura: You really think this is a smart idea?
Naruto: Nope!
Sakura: good,I be concerned if you did
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Tsunade: Did you stay all night again ?
Sakura: well, not all night...
Tsunade:
Sakura: I got at least an hour of sleep
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Naruto at Sakura funeral: Can I have a moment alone with her?
Hinata: of course *leave*
Naruto leaning over sakura coffin: I know you not dead Sakura-chan
Sakura: yeah no
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Naruto: why is there blood everywhere!?
Sakura: we may have aggressively poked someone with a Kunai
Kakashi: You stabbed someone!??
Sai: no no, aggressively poked them with a Kunai.
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Temari: You know I'm cooler than you
Tenten: if you say that, does that mean I'm hotter than you
Sakura: ... At least I'm normal than both of you
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Hinata: *panicking* Sakura! You're bleeding!
Sakura: *completely calm* Relax, it's not my blood anyway
•^•
Shisui: Go away!
Sakura: ...you holding me, idiot
Shisui: so mean
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Sakura: Sasuke~
Sasuke: *grunts*
Naruto: Guess what day it is~
Sasuke: Oh no
Sakura: oh yes
Kakashi, sai, yamato: MERRY CHRISTMAS!
sasuke: How did y'all get into my house!?
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Sakura: *coming out of the shower*
Ino: finally, I can brush my teeth
Sakura: brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton
Ino: ...thanks, I need that weird out of blue fact today
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Sakura: Can I kill him?
Sai: no
Naruto: why not?
Yamato: he's immortal
Sakura: so basically, I get to kill him more than once ?
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Random villain: *talking shit bout something* hey, are you even listening?
Sakura: I'm listening but not paying attention to you
Tenten: Sakura silent, he will kill us you know!
Villain: Yeah, and I'm pretty sure you won't even survive
Sakura: ...If I survive, can I go home?
Ino: oh my god
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Fanfictionsakura haruno harem💞 • rare ship 🥀 •sasusaku will not appear in some of the chapter because the I kinda don't like the ship between those two •No hate especially the one who's the big fan of sasusaku or sakura hater •if you don't like sakura, ple...