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How to Make Your Own Clay!

Alright! We've got another of these! And this time, it will take less effort since the recipe will be like the same as always, evil-ish animus stuff.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE NORMAL NOW? I JUST GOT THE HANG OF WEIRDOS.

------ Ingredients ------

1 Bucket of Stupidity 

1 Cup of Something Magical (oh that's good)

1 Cup of mud (tf)

1 cup of love (ew cringe)

1 Adopted Family That Shouldn't Be Shipped Together (ahem, Sunnyflight)

1 Annoying AF Prophecy

1 Cave

1 Escape The Cave

2 cups kindness (ew cringe)

3 Stupid Guardians

1 cup of guilt for almost killing your family when you were born

1 cup realizing the above was a fucking lie

1 Stupid Trial

1 Scarlet  (Recipe on that later)

1 Deranged Evil Dragon In Love With Clay (da hekk)

Chains (there is something wrong, something very wrong, am I making another villain or some shit?)

Escape Da Chains (no what absolute3jjnejhbwedheydwebdbasvhhbsytfqoduq8ihwqku9pfkf0rogyfb5tb9 jg5uhlg3r-99 fbhigb9fgvt 8red3yu1dedgu

0dwtue90hsdqsjw43rio, typing this actually made me lose my breath, i'm in pain)

Discovering You've Got Magic Powers

Deranged Dragon Helps (oh that's cool)

Deranged Dragons Betrays (why)

------ Recipe -------

Alright, so! We're going to put 1 cup of guilt, 1 Adopted Family, Cave, 3 Stupid Guardians, and Annoying AF Prophecy together, mix it, leave that for 2 years, add 1 cup kindness. And let that sit for 4 more years.

Now add Escape The Cave and mud (wait what). 

Add 1 Scarlet and Chains (uh no)

Let that sit for a day or so. 

(HisssImaDragon, we need you! HisssImaHuman is giving me stupid recipes, I think he's trying to make another villain or something

I'll save you! Uh, Wildfire, this isn't a villain, don't you know Clay?

no...

Are you dumb?

Get back to cooking

okay okay i'm doing it i'm doing it, HisssImaDragon why'd you let him take over the account?

I didn't, he stole it a week ago, he's turning the account to comedy and he's procrastinating making actual books

Shut the fuck up)

Alright, now you've let that sit, add 1 Deranged Dragon In Love With Clay... What?

Um no.

Right! Let that thingy hide under Clay's wings and add a stupid trial... ???????

add, uh, escape the chains and deranged dragon helps... wtf???

Now uh add, deranged dragon betrays.

And discover you've got a magic power... help meeeee

Your Clay should be finished!

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