Why me, why f****** me!(naruto love story)

Plans, blushing, and sexual Gaara?!?!

(Shortish, funny chapter to make up a little bit for such little writing I have done. Also sexual Gaara to make up a lot for such little wright I have done ;3. Kidding. Kind Of. :p)

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........m" I hummed out sitting on the floor. Because I'm lazy...... Laziness! Thats my ninja way! wait... fuck never mind i think that category has already been filled in by Shikamaru. Damn him."hmmm?" oh. speak of the devil. Shikamaru stood above me with confusion written all over his face. Really. I snuck into his house the night before and wrote confusion multiple times on his face. Naw im just playing. I should do that some time it would be funny. Yep. I will just add that to may big imaginary book of plans to fuck with people. Yay! :3 "dealing with you is troublesome..." He said looking down on me with his normal board expression back on his face. ".......thank you......" " it wasn't a compliment, troublesome woman" " ......it was to me...........................asshole.......jk..... Maybe....:p" he just sighed and walked away ending are.... Talk? Yeah that's what we can call that I guess... We'll fuck you too Shikamaru.... That kind if rhymed. yesssssssssss. So proud of myself. This only proves if you work hard and believe you can accomplish so much. If you-! " your making weird faces so stop it." Said Sasuke aka duck but aka asshole aka cereal thief aka dick aka- " now you're making different weird faces. Stop." " your ruined a great mind rant and speech! You hear me Uchiha! Ruined!" I said before getting up and going to sit somewhere that had less annoying people. Hmmmmm maybe I should try to find Gaara. Hmmmmmmmmm- " your making a weird face. It kind of cute" said the red headed sand panda. I looked up so fast I think I gave my self whip lash with a wide eyed look at him for saying something so out of character. " w-w-what?" I asked my face heating up. Damn it sand panda what are you doing to me making me feel like this. Stupid, Stupid, stupid sand panda! "I saw it on tv..... Ha?" He said with his 'I'm Gaara and I don't give a fuck because I'm a cute sand panda' voice. I should have saw this coming "you have to stop watching so much tv...." I said taking a deep breath and calming down..... Also slightly disappointed. "Oh. Why did I turn you on? " he asked in a strange voice "What!!!" I slightly yelled my face exploding with embarrassment. Gaara was being sexual? The hell is happening to this world.... Actual I may be able to get use to this.......hmmmmmmmm sexual Gaara. Not a bad thought. " I saw that on TV also. I think it was called ' Make Out Paradise' ." He said. Those damn books pervy books Kakashi reads are made into moves. Or even worse.... TV series. And Gaara has watched it!!! But damn. Now I'm slightly disappointed. But he will NEVER be aloud to know that...ever." and no more tv for you.... Ever. As soon as this is over I'm going over to where ever you are staying and DESTROYING that tv." I said still blushing. "Fine. But will have to entertain me in different ways then. Like-" "damn it Gaara so more repeating what you have seen on TV !" I said cutting him off begging to blush again. " okay" he said. Before being able to continue to conversation any farther Naruto suddenly decided to cause a seen. Damn. I'm surrounded by stupid... Sigh.