Why me, why f****** me!(naruto love story)

Repalcements ;) and winnie the poo!

After a few seconds the turtle turned to my team. "Is that girl ok". "Oh yeah she is always like that." Naruto answered. 'Ok then be that way! Just talk about me like I'm not here! I'm a person and I have my rights! And lefts god damn it! They wonder why I just stand and talk to my self all the time. Well this is why because every one is a douchbag. Naruto was different but, but now he has changed *insert sad face*'. "Are you sure" said the turtle giving me a strange look. "Don't judge me your a turtle for fucks sake!" And I snapped. "How about you go to the ocean and bonk heads with your fellow turtle brotheren like a normal turtle *nemo :)* and while your at it shrink a little. No shrink a lot, because you are waaaaaaay to big of a turtle! And Naruto...... I thought you where different." I said dramatically with big *cough* fake *cough* anime tears. "I am different! Please stope crying" he yells spazzing slightly. " No you were different. But........ But you have changed and I just...... I just can't" I said dramatically turning the other way with my hand on my forehead. At this point I didn't really care but this was just to much fun. I know I could count on Naruto to entertain me :). " No! I'm the same! Watch! Watch! I love you Sakura! I will become defeat Sasuke! See! See! I'm the same!" " No your just acting to make me feel better." Turn away from him whenever he tried to stand in front of me to speak face to face. " but.but.but.but.but.but." He said while still trying to get in front of me. " but.but.but.but. Nothing. You know its true deep down inside you know you have changed." I don't know if I'm even making any sense now but the way Naruto is reacting is just priceless. "Such youth!" Said the turtles..........stomach? " ummmmmm. Mr turtle dude I think your stomach just talked and if I am correct you should really get that checked out...." I said slightly.... Ok really creeped out. Suddenly a man that looked like a bigger version of Lee magically appears. Gasp! Magic tricks are we at the circus because that would be soooooooo fucking cool! Ninja circus. " so youthful!" Yelled the big Lee before suddenly appearing in front of me and spinning me in a circle. Then bubbles, sparkles, and all different types of bright colors surrounded us. It doesn't stop there either I believe the strangest part was when the spinning started to to go in slow motion. "I'm i high? Did you like drug me in some point in time? Holy sheet are well all drugged because that would totally explain the hole giant turtle thing." I said after he put me down swaying slightly in all directions trying to not fall on my ass or throw up. " HAHA Of Course Not! But I Can't Help But The Youth That Surrounds You! Little Girl How Would You Like To Join Team Guy!" He said in a very loud manly voice and then made a very strange pose afterwords. Hmmmmm we may be able to freak out many people if we combined are personalities. " Sure! My team is filled with douchbags anyway." I said smiling. " what! You can't do that! " yelled Naruto suddenly get all up in my grill. Literally I was making some celebration burgers....... naw just kidding I can't grill. : p "hmmmmm fine I won leave but just remember now I have options if you get annoying of become to douchy" I said with a small smirk but trying to hide it so I seemed very serious. " Okay! We will be good just stay!" He said raping him self around my leg. " ok, ok. Get off my leg now and let's get to the exam." I said walking out the door and down the hall to the left. " your going the wrong way" said the stupid Uchiha. " psh, yeah I knew that I was just testing you." I said playing it off perfectly if I do say so my self. " yeah. Sure" he said. I could practically hear him roll his eyes. So walking down the right hall we all headed to the exam besides Lee who was being lectured because of using the forbidden tijutsue thingy and bla bla bla................ Yeah. So now enjoy bad ass whinnie the poo! :3