Why me, why f****** me!(naruto love story)

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kiko's pov:

We are suppose to meet up with Kikashi sensei at the bridge. Probbleby to go back to do some crappy missions. I slowly crawled out of bed. Latterly crawled. I can be very lazy. So then i slowly draged my self to the bath room once i was out of bed. After taking a shower, bush my teeth, change, and had a pice of tost and some juice. I walked slowly to the bridge and some how got there in time. I saw Sasuke and Sakura there but no sign of Naruto. But before I could ask he skied on the bridge yelling about how he wasnt late. "Um......Naruto, you really wernt late."I said in a bord and tiered tone. "Oh, i knew that!" he said. "sure you did." everyone besides Naruto said sweat droping.......well and Sasuke because he thinks he is too cool for words. After waiting a few hours like usual sensei showed up and sad some thing about geting lost on the path of life. I could totally see him as a hippy now. We all went to pull out some weeds for some scarry lady and for some reason Naruto disided to try to show up Sasuke. Main word in the sentience.....try. Like holy crap! Thats real horror right there! It was like that one story about when some king touched something it turned into gold. Sept it wasn't as awesome and instead of turning stuff into gold he pretty much made the crappy predicament even crapper. But i do have to ambit it was a little funny at times. Did i feel bad for the poor boy? yea, totally. But yea......... just a little funny at moments. Once all of us finished are last crap-tastic missions in the village the usual happened. Sasuke picked on Naruto. Naruto yelled. Sakura yelled at Naruto for yelling at 'her Sasuke-kun'. Kakashi talked about are bad team work. I stood back and watched, laughing in my head. Fun! Once Kakashi left so did Sasuke. I stared at the concrete and made shapes and pictures with the lines while this shit was going down. When i finale came back into focus when i felt a heavy breeze blow past me. And a line of orang, pink, and other colors. Having a good idea on who it was a followed the colored breeze. Holy crap! What if it isn't Pinky and Naruto, what if it was a...... Unicorn!!!!! Oh please, please, please let it be a unicorn. If it is a unicorn i will name it..... Phillip! Hell yea. This will be one lucky ass unicorn to have me as a owner. I hope it can puke out rainbows! Thinking of my new pet unicorn gave me more motivation so i started to speed up. When i finale found the sores of the wind i found out it was Naruto, Pinky, and three kids. "Aw, this is total fuckery! I wanted my Phillip the Unicorn!" i said slightly depressed now. To be honest if you thought you saw an awesome unicorn but it turned out to be a bunch of people who ditched you a few minutes ago. Yea thats what i thought. Any way back to the topic. When i looked up i saw everyone giving me strange looks. So i explained Phillip the Unicorn to every one. once the understood the just gave me judging looks. I dont understand why i get so many of those. So anyway duck butt came in trying to be all bad ass and shit. LoL duck but, bad ass, shit, they all go together. Im so funny. Once i zoned back in after that thought some red head dude suddenly appeared out of sand. Omg he looks like a panda. I shall call im Panda-kun. Aw so cute! So i claimed him the only way i know how. I ran up to him,dogging all of his sand with my awesome skills and licked him. And dont you dare think dirty. I licked his cheek. I started to run away and Yelled claimed before i got to far. Mwahahaha im an evil genus!

(sorry this chapter took such a long time. But i hope you enjoyed it!!! :3)