Why me, why f****** me!(naruto love story)

WTF?!?!?

6:30am

Today was the last day before the chunni exams. Yay! Im gonna miss not doing anything and being my lazy self but im really excited to test out my abilities and kick some ninja ass! I planed on going and doing something in town for all of today and train a little but problaby not alot or i might tire my self out and pass out with out even putting up a fight. Yep.... that would NOT be good.

I hurried and got ready in just a half hour adn then went to get my trix back from a duck ass. It was a full box too! If it is gone i shall brake into his house and shave off his duck off his head and put pink hair die in his body wash.... I would problably pay some good money for that and i bet that Naruto would help me! Wait..... where dose he live? Im not a creepy stalker/closet perv like he is. Then suddenly i saw duck ass shaped hair. "Hey! Rubber Ducky! Get your butt over here!" i yelled running to him. He turned around with still a zero fucks face. "Your face is going to freeze like that and when i does i will laugh in your face" I said as soon as i caught up with the asshole. "Hm. What ever. What do you want?" he said completely anoyed. "Well when i so nicely let you come in for som cereal and then you stole it and now i have nothing to eat!" after i said that my belly suddenly growled very loud which caused me to blush in embarrassment. He looked slightly supprised at my blush before quickly grabing my hand and walking to the part of town where most of the restraints where. "Where are we going?" I asked trying to fix my balance so i could walk correctly without falling on my face. "im getting us brakefast." he said not looking at me. "But...... I just wanted my trix and plus i didnt bring any money." i said trying to slow him down by pulling back his arm slightly. He just looked at me before blushing slightly and started walking froward. " i will buy you some food.... Only so i dont have to pay you back for the cereal later." he said glancing at me slightly before looking straight ahead again. "thanks...........Sasuke" i said after a short period of silence. "Hm what ever." he said walking through the door of some type of food shop. He pulled out a chair for me befor going to sit on the other side of the table by the window he picked out. I shook my head trying to understand what was happening. Was duck but actually being.........nice? Holy shit! The world is going to explode! I covered my head for a second. " What are you doing" he asked bewildered about what the hell i was doing. I looked at him through slightly parted fingers. " Sorry, you where being being really nice so for a second i theough the world would explode." i said siting down. "No. Its fine" he said looking at me. After we ate we walked around town for a little while and talked and he walked me home once it started to get dark. I put on some pj's and laid down in bed to think about what happened today. I had fun with duck butt and he wasn't being and asshole today so that was nice. Wait a minute........... Did i go on a date with Sasuke? HOLY SHIT! I think i just went out with a closet perv!!!! The worse part was that i enjoyed it...........Well.............What the fuck..... Hopefully none of his crazy fangirls saw that would be bad and the exams tomorrow would give them a way to kill me without getting in trouble. fml.