Jisoo: I think it is time to add our other bestie.
Jennie: surprised you can still text
Jisoo: living with you for so long taugh me how to survive.
Rosé: hello guys. I just came back from church and I am hoping this day will go great without any problems.
Lisa: Jisoo is going to add Twice and Rv
Rosé:.....
Rosé: I'll go back to church and pray more
Jisoo: oh come on. What's the worst thing that could happen???
Lisa: I kind of died the last time
Jisoo: well you are not now.
Jennie: how did we manage to get out of that situation again??
Rosé: lots of prayer and God's love
Lisa: No. We gave Steven a girlfriend and he left after brainwashing everyone into forgetting the whole thing. I liked being a zombie tho.
Jennie: that was disgusting
Lisa: you still kissed me tho
Rosé: ewww
Lisa: ew your face
Rosé: mature
Rosé: anyways. The last chat brought us to do stupid things. First we tried to kill each other, JISOO tried to kill us but ended up separating us into different places. We had some people whose name I don't remember, give some therapy for us then...finally some of us died and became zombies.
Rosé: wow. We did so much
Lisa: that was the fun days. I miss those
Rosé: that were the damn dangerous days. I don't miss those.
Rosé: the only thing that I miss is when Jisoo was still my girl
Lisa: WAIT YOU TWO BROKE UP????
Jisoo: NO???
Jennie: thankfully Rosé openned her eyes
Jisoo: HEY
Jennie: kidding :3
Rosé: she kissed a man tho
Jisoo: THAT WAS ACTING
Rosé: was it?
Lisa: was it?
Jennie: was it?
Jisoo: YOU TWO. I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE??????
Jennie: it is just so good to mess with you
Lisa: and seeing Rosé whip your ass is so funny
Jisoo: I mean you can come to our room to see more
Lisa: okay I regret my previous statement
Jisoo: AH!
Rosé: so guess I am single
Jisoo: NO YOU ARE NOT
Rosé: this is our own version of Lee min ho and Park Shin yie. Loved each other but ended up being with another
Jennie: tf u talking about girl?
Lisa: Okay. This is getting out of hand. Your dear maknae will do something about it
Lisa: Rosé. Didn't you say you just came back from chruch?
Rosé: yes?
Lisa: do you think it is appropriate to break someone's heart just after leaving?
Rosé: oh....
Rosé: Guess my break up is reported then
Jennie: 'reported' uh?
Jisoo: thank you Lisa
Lisa: that would be 10bucks
Jisoo: fuck you Lisa
Lisa: :(
Jennie: give her her well deserved prize
Jisoo: and if I won't???
Jennie: You know why Lisa and I are a good match?
Jennie: I am a savage bitch while my Lili can create any kind of trouble. Imagine
Jisoo:.... Bsidbddidblssodhd
Jisoo: come to my room Lisa. I'll pay you
Lisa: okiiiiiieeeee
Lisa:......
Lisa:..........
Lisa:........
Lisa:...... Uh
Jennie: what again?
Lisa: why are you two cuddling on the bed? @jisoo and @rosé
Rosé: why not??
Lisa: I thought you two were fighting?
Jisoo: yes but it's cold so
Lisa: you've been like this for how long???
Rosé: since I came back from church?
Lisa: and you two texted in the groupchat while you could talk in private??
Jisoo: say the bitch who is texting instead of asking us directly.
Lisa: hey. I want my girl to follow the thing. I care for her
Jennie: thank u babe
Lisa: welcome Nini
Jisoo: hey. Don't be so sweet while I am on the verge of a break up
Lisa: YOU TWO ARE FUCKING CUDDLING
Rosé: it's cold leave us alone
Lisa: it's fucking 1pm and it's so hot in here that I could roast a chicken
Jisoo: you know what? You've become a bit grumpy lately
Lisa: whose fault?? Aishhh just give me my money
Jisoo: can't you see I am busy cuddling???
Lisa: I'll kick your ass
Jisoo: chill girl
Jisoo: anyways what was I going to do again??
Jennie: add the other besties??
Rosé: NO WAIT
Jisoo added Twice members
Jisoo added Red velvet members
Rosé: KIM JISOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lisa: WOOOO JENNIE COME HERE!!!! ROSÉ JUST STOOD UP AND BEGAN TO THROW THINGS AT JISOO.
Jennie: what a show.
Jennie: I am coming
Lisa: bring popcorn on the way
Jennie: on it
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Blackpink in your area (feat TWICE and Redvelvet) PART 2
HumorHello. It's me again. This is a new book just like the other one about our holy trinity reunited in a group chat. The two are linked but with some new things in it and also some changes. Since our queens have entered a new different era. ANYWAYS, if...
