Lisa: I am hungry
Jennie: but you just ate me baby
Rosé: you two really need to shut the fuck up
Rosé: but I am hungry too
Jennie: sorry only Lisa can eat me
Rosé: I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT
Jisoo: yo... Jennie you stealing my girl now?
Jennie: You can have her. I already have my lili with me
Jisoo: your lili is dumb tho
Lisa: I can still read that motherfucker
Jisoo: exactly
Lisa: if I wasn't hungry, I would hunt you right now.
Jisoo: go eat Jennie's ass
Lisa: being there, done that. But I need real food now
Rosé: this chat is going to go down well. Like the last time.
Jisoo: pretty funny
Mina: It was not.
Jisoo: oh forgot you guys were here
Joy: we are trying to ignore this chat thank you
Jisoo: COME ON
Mina: a chat created by Bp Jisoo is never a good one
Jisoo: y'all so dramatic I swear to God
Chaeyoung: remember the last time? Well... I don't even remember the end 'cause it was a bit too chaotic.
Chaeyoung: I couldn't follow anymore
Chaeyoung: and I also believe we had an alien friend who disappeared.
Jisoo: yeah you are overreacting hey tiny toon.
Chaeyoung: DON'T CALL ME THAT
Jisoo: shut up and go get your ass whipped by Mina
Chaeyoung: already done
Lisa:.......
Rosé:......
Jisoo:.......
Jennie: Ah yeah you go gurl
Rosé: wait what is happening? Where did her innocence go?
Dahyun: it left. And I knew it the moment I began to hear weird sounds coming from Chaeyoung's room.
Rosé:.... So this is now a totally non-innocent group?
Tzuyu: didn't you claim yourself to be an angel. We have you
Rosé: go date Jisoo for a week and see if you will still have your sanity.
Tzuyu: eww no thanks I am not dating someone who looks like a chicken
Jisoo: EXCUSE ME
Lisa: oh that remind me. I am hungry
Momo: me too bro
Lisa: ah there is my bro. Bro, how are you bro? It's been so long bro
Momo: yeah bro. We don't see Blackpink so often anymore bro. When is your comeback bro?
Lisa: fuck you bro
Momo: I was just asking tho
Irene: I see this is waiting for Blackpink's comeback part (217321765282382)
Jennie: Atleast fans still remember us
Irene: who said don't remember us???
Jennie: Look you guys released Feel my rhythm . And It was good, proud of you girls.
Wendy: bitch has a heart in the end???
Jennie: fuck you wendy.
Jennie: ANYWAYS.... Feel my rhythm came out but then the next day I saw some post about another comeback and I was like what the fuck????
Seulgi: wildside is a japaness comeback tho
Jennie: NO ONE KNEW ABOUT IT. WHEN IT CAME OUT WE WERE ALL LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING????
Yeri: you should have gotten better eyes because the trailer were put on youtube.
Yeri: you just a lazy ass bitch
Jennie: okay... This kid just came in and decided to be rude
Lisa: I am still hungry
Rosé: No one care Lalisa
Lisa: when you'll tell me that you are hungry in the future. I'll just watch you suffer while I will eat my burritos
Rosé:........
Rosé: I love you Lisa. You are the best
Lisa: yessss praise me more
Sana: me too
Rosé: no
Sana: :(
Sana: anyways, I have good news
Tzuyu: You finally decided to stop flirting with the whole world???
Sana: no baby.... And I am not flirting with anyone anymore
Nayeon: Bitch you flirted with me yesterday while I WAS ON A DATE WITH JEONGYEON
Jeongyeon: the audacity
Sana: ANYWAYS BITCH.
Sana: Tzuyu and I have a good news to be exact
Tzuyu: Ah that
Jihyo: YOU GOT SANA PREGNANT TZU????
Tzuyu: no... I don't the sanity yet to support many mini Sanake.
Jihyo: ah you got me scared
Lisa: how can you guys even get pregnant since you both girls
Rosé: ah that one time Lisa use her whole brain cells
Lisa: I am not that dumb sis
Rosé: you ate a tide pod last time because you thought it was candy.
Rosé: You almost died, you vomited on everyone and even on YG's face.
Lisa: why the fuck would they make it look so yummy???? Not my fault!!!!
Rosé: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EAT SOMETHING THAT WAS ON THE FLOOR TO BEGIN WITH?????
Lisa: SHUT UP. DON'T EXPOSE ME LIKE THIS
Rosé: YOU ARE JUST TOO DUMB
Lisa: I AM YOUR BESTIE HOW DARE YOU???
Rosé: YOU ARE THE DUMBEST OF MY BESTIE
Lisa: FUCK U
Sana:.......
Jisoo: it will take a while so...
Sana: yeah I will wait
Tzuyu: the one you are actually serious and no one listen lol
Sana: do you wanna get a punishment?
Tzuyu: hell yeah
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