Jennie: Guess who is buying a baby
Jihyo: IT ISN'T BUYING YOU DUMB FUCK, MY LORD. WHAT THE FUCK????
Jennie: relax..... I was joking. Lisa and I talked. We are now going to babysit her little cousin.
Jihyo: WELL SORRY THAT I AM ABOUT TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK BECAUSE SANA APPARENT-FUCKING-LY LOST A DAMN BABY
Lisa: that sounds rough sis
Jihyo: bdodbdusbaausgxudspdkduhdbdidd
Rosé: wait you two really took in Lisa's lil cousin?
Jennie: yeah she is in the dorm come see her
Rosé: sure.
Jisoo: that asshole bit me with her little teeth.
Jennie: as she should. I already taugh her how to deal with dumbass
Jisoo: this is not healthy for the baby
Jennie: you are not healthy for the baby
Jisoo: YOU are not healthy for the baby
Jennie: excuse me I am her mother now
Rosé: please tell me. You didn't kidnap this baby. Please Lisa tell me you actually told your aunt or someone that you took their baby
Lisa: sure if that will make you feel better
Rosé: omg....
Wendy: summary of the situation. Twice lost a baby and blackpink kidnapped one
Wendy: this a great way to start the day
Irene: I hope no one in our group will be insane enough to bring a baby in this situation
Seulgi: Hey Irene. I just found this little cute boy lost in the street and he didn't know where to go so I brought him at the dorm.
Irene:........
Jennie: AH jokes on you
Irene: how old is he Seulgi?
Seulgi: he is 5 years old
Irene: @Tzuyu @Sana how old is YOUR baby boy?
Tzuyu: 2
Irene: damn so this is a new baby.
Joy: Irene Unnie. Yeri is fighting with the little boy
Irene: damn it. Why is this happening to me?
Jihyo: WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO MEEEEE? SANA YOU JUST HAD TO BABYSIT A SMALL BABY AND YOU FAILED???
Sana: WHY ARE YOU ONLY BLAMING ME????
Jihyo: I AM ABOUT TO FUCKING LOSE MY SHIT
Dahyun: calm down. We are looking for him
Jihyo: oh my god... Twice lost a baby...
Jennie: and I got one!!!!
Wendy: you kidnapped one*
Jennie: I am her mother now
Lisa: hey do you know you'll have to change her diaper?
Jennie:.....
Jennie: Sana, you can have this baby and pretend that it is a boy and return it to your cousin
Seulgi: you sure changed your mind fast
Jennie: I realized I am not ready
Lisa: Thank God...
Rosé: can we please return the damn baby???
Lisa: sure. I'll just call my aunt and hope she won't be too mad or report me to the police
Mina: how do you even lose a baby for fuck sake
Tzuyu: we were playing in the park and I left to buy ice creams for us while Sana stayed behind. When I returned he had already disappeared.
Jisoo: so in the end it is still Sana's fault
Sana: I AM SORRY OKAY?? I AM LOOKING.
Nayeon: we shouldn't have been here in the first place if you didn't lose him
Sana: leave me alone
Dahyun: wait guys... There's something moving under our couch. It has legs
Dahyun: oh... Oh...
Dahyun: guys I found the baby
Sana: WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING
AT HOME????
Tzuyu: he found his way back? Awwwww
Tzuyu: that's my son
Sana: iwbxuvddofirbduxbdid
Jihyo:...........
Jennie: or maybe he didn't move? You guys might have taken the wrong baby?
Tzuyu:whose baby did we brought to the park then??
Sana:......
Lisa:..... Mysteries uh
Irene: on our part. Our lil boy has a name and know where he lives but doesn't know how to get there. So we have a better situation than yours. Losers.
Rosé:......
Jisoo: Rosé fainted
Jennie: for a baby that isn't even hers
Lisa: just called my aunt. After some cursing and threath to death. We will finally return her.
Jennie: great.... Come get her
Lisa: sure...
Lisa:.......
Jennie: oh....
Jisoo: You lost her too?
Jennie: kinda?
Chaeyoung: Jihyo fainted too
Lisa: well....
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Blackpink in your area (feat TWICE and Redvelvet) PART 2
HumorHello. It's me again. This is a new book just like the other one about our holy trinity reunited in a group chat. The two are linked but with some new things in it and also some changes. Since our queens have entered a new different era. ANYWAYS, if...
