Believe it or not me Zel are all about family our grandmother Bam and mom raised us . Our mother used to be a booster selling all the knock offs out the back of the car , that where we got our hustle from. And our grandma taught us real life lessons about men. Our dad died so it was up to my mom to raise us than she got my grandma involved. I remember one time we went to cascade and we had to get out the truck of the car n our momma spotted our first real designer handbag 😂😂😂she knew we stolen it and beat our asses in front of everyone 🙄honestly it was embarrassing but after she talked to us , she said "In order to get what you want in life u have to hustle you gotta use what god gave you in order to think quick on your feet and get it stealing ain't it I didn't raise y'all to do that". That stuck with us for the longest so we started doing YouTube videos in high school we started making a little money but wanted more. So then we did Instagram and niggas started flooding in our dms asking to fly us out even got sugar daddies life was good hell it still is 😌.
Twins: *walks into Grandma Bams place* Hey Mama Bam
Bam: Hey babies how y'all doing
Twins: Good
Robyn: where's momma?
Tasha: *coming in * Right here ? How was y'all trip?
Zel: Amazing I know you seen us in our fashion Nova
Mama Bam: We sure did, modeling them clothes looking so beautiful just looking like me back in my day
Tasha: Momma when did you ever model?
Mama Bam: before I had you , oh yes my body use to look like Tyra Banks, Naomi Campbell, Megan the stallion that why I still got that toot in my boot now I have the ass but not the knees
Robyn: well how about you all go pole dancing I wanna go do something fun
Mama Bam: Will there be men there cuz I'm not dropping this golden egg for free now ima need someone to catch it
Gizelle: no there won't be men it will be us and Kelly, Ashanti
Mama Bam: Oooouuu Lemme call Maple and Hattie we can teach y'all youngins some thangs Chile I know madea miss being on the pole
POV:
Next day we went pole dancing we had an appointment set for 2:30 and it went something like this
Madea: ohhh Chile y'all got us up in the strip club where the ballers at
Kelly: Madea🙄 this isn't the strip club this is a pole dancing class
Madea: why we at a pole dancing class
Hattie: to learn how to dance on the pole duuuh
Madea: I already know how to dance hell I could've taught y'all for free I use to be a stripper. You know 50 cent came in one time He had to make it drizzle 'cause he couldn't make it rain i guess Dr. Pepper check bounce and didn't hit his account I was wondering why he called himself 50Cent and I seen why that day cause he was cheap asf Chile lord
Hattie: Oooo Madea tell them how you seduced Hugh Hefner
Madea: In front of all these children? You want me to confess all my sins in front of these women, I can't do that, I'll have them blushing. You don't know what I used to do back in the day, honey. It wasn't fun. Hattie!
Pole Instructor:Now climb up all the way to the top of the pole
Hattie:*raises hands* I don't know if you this or not but 🫣we not no spring chicken and these two besides me will break the pole
Bam: Hattie you acting like you just a skinny model
Hattie: you know I'm sexy* tries to hop on pole*
Madea: Hattie please get your fat ass off that pole before you break it
Hattie: I won't break it *slides down pole* see *drops it low*
Ashanti: yesss Hattie 👏🏽👏🏽 work the pole
Robyn: Sha her socking make her slide down like a wet wipe can you not
Ashanti: don't get mad cuz my Aunt out here getting to it
Kelly: As long as Mabel "Madea" Earlene Simmons don't get tht pole I'm fine
Madea: *hits Kelly upsides head* girl don't ever in your life say my full name you don't know who could be looking for me
