What The Signs Really Think About Zodiac Posts

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Aries : "Excuse you, I am SUPER CHILL ALL THE TIME-"

Taurus : "Oh for the love of fuck, I don't just eat food"

Gemini : "But what in the fuck is this-‽"

Cancer : "Bro, these posts literally never get me right- wait omg, that is soooo me!"

Leo : "Keep feeding my ego you damn mortals, it'll be time for my take over soon" *cue the evil plan scheming sounds*

Virgo : "If y'all ain't comparing me to Beyonce, y'all ain't doin it right, smh"

Libra : "Is this me?! Omg someone tell me if this is really me lmfaooo"

Scorpio : "Why do I always gotta be the evil person‽ Smh, wait till I get all y'all back, we'll see who's laughing then-"

Sagittarius : "Lol, this isn't even me" *reblogs immediately*

Capricorn : "Maaan, I wish I was half as motivated as these posts make me seem lmao"

Aquarius : "Well I mean they're not as bad as everyone else's haha"

Pisces : "I'm not that sensitive" *sniffle*

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I can't belive it's been 2 fuckin years since I last updated this book but ya girl is back to get it up to that 200 chapter goal 😤😤🤣- how everybody been?

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