♈Aries : One Two Three Four I Declare War Oooon -flips coin- enGLAND!!
♉Taurus : And Uhh, To Celebrate- The Third Day This Week Without Rain...? Weeee- We shALL FEAST!!
♊Gemini : Tell The King Of Spain To Fuck With Me Becuz I Don't Care About His Trading Policies (lowkey doesn't even understand what he's saying so they just assume he's an ass)
♋Cancer : Have A Town Meeting- Omg I Wanna Hold Every Freaking Newborn Baby. Holy Shit- I Cant- They're So Goddamn Cute
♌Leo : Let's Dedicate An Entire Month To My Birthday And Get Turnt Every Night! Let's Even Have A Feast- Bloody Hell evEN FOR THE PEASANTS!
♍Virgo : ShhhShshhHhhh Leave Me Alone You Duckface, I'm Planning My Next World War Because France Looked At Me Funny And America Stole The Last Slice Of Cake At My Party
♎Libra : I'd Like To Meet All The Other Monarchs And- Omg I Need A New Dress/Suit And Let's Have A Ball Tonight!
♏Scorpio : Bruh... Everyone In The Kingdom Either Wants Me Dead, Or Wants To Get In My Pants- Holy Shit
♐Sagittarius : National Get Shit Faced Day, Lol Amirite Guys?!
♑Capricorn : pubLIC EXECUTION MOTHERFUCKERZ
#sofuckingtru
♒Aquarius : Name All The Fucking Planets After Me Right Now Or Else I'm Sending You All To Capricorn's Kingdom
♓Pisces : Eeee, I Don't Want To Go To War... Can We Just Like-omG LOOK AT HOW MANY KITTIES I HAVE IN MY PALACE
--Honestly, This Is One Of My Favourites Cuz They Are All Hilarious--
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