Zodiac Scenarios

Super Hecking Important!1!!11

TODAY, NOV. 26TH IS A VERY IMPORTANT DAY-

Random person: "why is it tho-"
Me: "shHHHH" *shoves them off the planet*

aS I was sayinG!-

TODAY IS A VERY SPECIAL DAY BECAUSE-

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TODAY IS MY FAVORITE PERSON'S BIRFDAY!!!
Today is da day @Harley_Ivey101 turns one year older and becomes even more of an old lady :3

Now, I should prob be nice to old people because-
Wait...
Why do we have to be nice to old people?

Random person: *crawls back onto Earth* "BecAuSe... becaUse...beca- actually I got nothing"
Me: "E X A C T L Y"

BUT, I wanna make my baby waby feel rlly super special and write her a cute lil note:

Dear my baby waby,
     Yes I'm literally typing this as I asked you what your fave song is, and yes I'm completely aware you will prob type every freagin song by panic!

AnywAyS, I want to tell you how much of an adorable lil bear that I fell in luv with and I wanna remind you how amazing you are! I love how you give me daily reminders you luv me, I love when you tell me all about your day at school or home even when you were just a couch potato. You are a very cute couch potato if I do say so myself. And I swear its so adorable when you try to fluster me- you definitely make me laugh all the time though.

Oml, don't even get me started on when you spam " _(:з」∠)_" all the time. It's hilarious and I stg that's your favorite emoji. UmM I don't wanna make this to clichè but I guess I'll end this by saying you are my favorite potato- bear that I have ever met. I wuv you a lot my baby!

Luv,
Dominique

AhEM, now- everyone should like, wish her a super happy birfday if you haven't already cuz like, MMMMM she is adorable

NoW, if you are reading this, ICHOOSEYOUPIKACH-

Me: *gets slapped by random person*

I MeAn-! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL-

Me: *ruNs*

I CHOOSE EVERYONE TO BE A VICTIM OF MY TAGS MWAHAHAHAHA

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1. When is your birfday?
2. Who is your favorite band/singer
3. Least favorite movie genre?
4. Who is your favorite author?
5. Where would you like to live when you are older?
6. Three random facts about yourself.
7. Tag your favorite person!
8. Tag 5-20 people to carry this on!

Here is a screenshot if you need:

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