When Life Gives The Signs Lemons

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Aries  : *sells the lemons because they really don't know what else to do*

Taurus : *squeezes the lemons in life's eyes*

Gemini : *protects the lemons with their entire being*

Cancer : *marries the lemons in a cute lil beach during the sunset*

Leo : *makes friends with the lemons*

Virgo : *obsesses over the lemons like emo's do an MCR reunion*

Libra : *posts a zillion selfies with the lemons on instagram*

Scorpio : *reads them*

Sagittarius : *loses the fucking lemons*

Capricorn : *eats the lemons*

Aquarius : *buries the lemons*

Pisces : *becomes a circus freak when the other signs see them make grapefruit juice with ze lemons*

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