Alanna Oneshots!

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Credit to @Wewantthecake's OC!

Claws giggles.

Claws:"Bye-bye! Bye-bye!"

Claws runs away.

Villain:"No, not bye-bye."

Claws giggles.

Claws:"I'm as fast as can be! You'll never catch me!"

Villain:"We'll see about that pipsqueak! Shortstack! Pigtails!"

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Power Problems Part 2

While AWOL and Volt are fighting Big Beard, Claws is hiding under the table because she is scared to fight without her powers. Volt notices this.

Volt:"Sis? What are you doing under the table?"

Claws:"I'm too scared to fight without my powers!"

Volt:"Well, sis, you've got to do something!"

Claws:"Like what?!?"

Volt:"I don't know!"

Claws suddenly gets an idea.

Claws:"Wait a minute!"

Claws takes out her peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich, much to Volt's disgust. She scrunches up her face in disgust.

Volt:"Peanut butter and jellyfish? Why do you still have that?"

Claws:"So I can do this."

Claws throws her sandwich on Big Beard's face.

Big Beard:"Ah! Gross! What is this?"

Claws giggles.

Later

After they hear Lilith is going to marry Brainstorm.

Claws:"Oh my gosh! She's a lunatic! She's Looney tunes, she's crazy, she's lost all the beans in her head."

Volt:"Beans in her head? What are you talking about?"

Claws:"I don't know! I was nervous, okay! It was the first thing I could think of!"

Volt:"Brainstorm can't become officially official with Lilith!"

Claws:(Appearing smug)"Yeah, because you have a crush on Brainstorm!"

Volt:(Blushing and lying)"I don't have a crush on Brainstorm!"

Claws:(Not believing her elder sister)"Uh-huh, sure sis, sure."

Later

After the sisters hear Lilith has been taken to Dolphin Jail.

Alanna and Chapa in unison:"Oh my gosh! Hallelujah! No Lilith! You do the crime, you do the time! She walked the plank and she be now swimming with the fishes in Davey Jones's locker! Arrrgh!"

The Da Silva sisters high-five.

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Mime Games

Volt stops the mime with the mean wheel.

Volt:"Guess it worked!"

Captain Man:"Well sometimes you just you know get lucky."

AWOL:"That's a Daft Punk song."

Captain Man:(Laughs)"I know it is thank you."

Volt:"Than sing it."

Captain Man:"Mmm, too expensive."

Claws:"Hey, I know that song! They sang that in The Chipmunk Adventure!"

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Schwoz is taking another bean bath, much to the other's confusion.

Chapa:"Um, what are you doing?"

Schwoz:"I'm taking a bean bath.(Eats some beans)Mmm. Good beans."

Alanna:(Singing)"Beans, beans the magical fruit! The more you eat, the more you toot!(Talking)The more beans you eat, the more you toot!"

Alanna farts.

Chapa:"Oh brother. I can't take my sister anywhere. She's just ridiculous."


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