the road man next-door (central cee)

whys he so annoying?

The continue mocking you so you go to the fence. You stand onthe chair and ask him straight out " what the fucks your problem" " oh no she's back again" he says "whats your name again" he says your about to tell him when he says "stop we don't care they all laugh" you get angry and storm off "that's it go and chill out your not ready to be mocked by me yet" he says

You walk to the kitchen and fill up a bucket of water. You go to your room and shout "hey the bitchy one i thought you might like this yanno so you can chill out" you say and chuck it on him including the bucket keep the bucket you say and laugh you hear one of hes friends say " nah let's be nice to this one I like her and she also is a lot like cench" chench pushes him and says "stfu he looks at you and says game one bitch let's see who'll be crying at the end" " no problem you say and blow one of his friends a kiss

"Nah cench I like this one fam" cench slaps him and says grow the fuck up get your head in the game she will use you to get revenge on me "Ohhhh yeh ur right he says cench rolls hes eyes and heads inside.

Cenchs pov
Were all in my room discussing how to get back at her " hey mandem I got the best idea ever make her fall in love with you cench the shatter her heart" cench smiles and says " yeh yeh my g say less that gal ain't gonna know what hit her"

Later that day you had a knock on the door it was a group of girls " hi were friends of the neighbours" they say we were just wondering if you wanna come chill with us. Yeh ok you say come in aww thanks girl they say OMG SHE HAS A POOL BETTER THAN CENCHS one girl screams cench replies from over the other side of the fence hey I heard that fam stfu. Hes got a mouth on him that one hasn't he you say. Who cench a girl says his one of the hottest around here actually to be honest hes the best one to get you roll your eyes. And think how immature he is.