*Ratchet, Bumblebee and Optimus are on a mission*
* They get stuck in a cave because Optimus was chasing a butterfly and somebody blocked the entrance*
Ratchet: OK, we could all blame Optimus for being stuck.
Bumblebee: I'm scared of the dark!
Optimus: *Bumps into Ratchet*
Ratchet: *Headlights turn on*
Optimus: *Screams like a sparkling and hides behind Ratchet*
Ratchet: What was that for.
Ratchet: *sees a pile of cyber Snakes in front of them*
Ratchet: Optimus, are you scared of snakes?
Optimus: Uhhhh, No?
Ratchet: *Picks up a snake and holds it in front of Optimus*
Ratchet: Its going to getcha!
Optimus: Ratchet.
*Bumblebee and Ratchet laughs their afts off*
Ratchet: OK. Enough having fun. I think I found an exit
Optimus: but its over the snakes!
Ratchet: So?
Optimus: So I don't want to walk over snakes!
Ratchet: What do you want ME to do?
Optimus: IDK
*/e time skip 3 hours later*
Ratchet: *Somehow manages to carry Optimus*
Ratchet: So, are you happy?
Optimus: yes
Ratchet: Good *drops Optimus*
Ratchet: Now we just need to crawl through the tunnel
Optimus: *Sigh* fine
* /e time pass brought by Optimus Whining*
* They finally manage to get out of the cave*
Optimus: Phe- *Suddenly freezes*
Bumblebee: Whats wrong Optimus?
Bumblebee: Ratchet, Optimus needs you
Ratchet: *looks at Optimus* *sees a snake on Optimus's shoulder*
Optimus: Get. It. Off.
Ratchet: *sigh* fine
Optimus: thank you *Starts chasing another butterfly*
Ratchet: Wait! OPTIMUS!!
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TFP Bloopers and Randomness
HumorInspired by the many TFP Bloopers and spoofs (I am VERY bad at descriptions, so just read)