Optimus: climb aboard and get ready to explore!
Megatron: flying through the skies!
Bumblebee: Hey gu-
Optimus and Megatron: little einsteins!
Bumblebee: OK. Can somebody tell me wha-
Ratchet: too much high grade.
*Starscream walks in*
Megatron: STARSCREAM!
Starscream: y-yes m-my lord?
Megatron: I have a question.
Starscream: y-yes?
Megatron: Why do you wear heels? Is your name Starscream because you scream alot?
Starscream: WHAT KIND OF QUESTIONS ARE THOSE?!
Megatron: Soundwave! Starscreams being a meanie! *Points at starscream*
Starscream: wha- OW?!
Soundwave: *slaps Starscream*
Optimus: Ratchet! Ratchet! RATCH-
Ratchet: What?!
Optimus: Look! *Shows a very detailed drawing of Unicorns and rainbows*
Optimus: Do you like it?
Ratchet: sure.
Optimus: see Megatron my drawing is better!
Megatron: NO ITZ NOT! Knockout!
Knockout: y-yes?
Megatron: *Shows a drawing of PinkiePie*
Megatron: Do you like it?
Knockout: sure.
Megatron: see my drawing is better!
Optimus and Megatron: *Start bickering*
Knockout: Anyone know how to stop them?
Megatron: Hey look! I believe I can fl- *Jumps off table and face plants*
Starscream: Doesn't he know he could fly in jet mode?
Knockout: Don't you remember he's drunk?
Starscream: Yes!
Bumblebee: Sure you did
Optimus: I wanna fly!
Ratchet: No you can't in either way!
Megatron: *slaps Ratchet* Don't hurt the cinnamon Bun!
Ratchet: Thats it! * Chucks 20 wrenches that came outta nowhere at both leaders*
Bumblebee: Why did U do that?
Ratchet: BECAUSE BOTH LEADERS ARE WAY TOO DRUNK AND DRIVING EVERYONE INSANE!
Bumblebee: Fair point.
Knockout: alright, Starscream you carry Megatron to his berth.
Starscream: why me?
Knockout: bc doctors orders.
Hope U people like it!
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TFP Bloopers and Randomness
HumorInspired by the many TFP Bloopers and spoofs (I am VERY bad at descriptions, so just read)
