Miko: EVERYBODY! DO DA CATWALK!!!!!!!!!!!
Optimus: Uhhhh What?
Miko: DO DA CATWALK!
Megatron: I think your human is broken...
Optimus: Shes not my human *looks at Bulk*
Bulkhead: IDK
Miko: DO DA CATWALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack: shes refering to a specific type of walk people do on a runway.
Raf: It contains ALOT of swaying and loooong heels.
Ratchet: 1. Im not doing that. 2. Where R we gonna get the materials?
Miko: *back to as normal as she gets* over there. *points to a huge runway and heels*
Starscream: Where in the name of Primus did U find that?!
Miko: 1. It was laying there. 2. U R lucky bc U already have heels on! XD
Starscream: WHY U LITTLE-
Knockout: welp. I guess we should put on the heels then?
Everyone: *nods and puts on heels, tries to walk but trips face first*
Optimus: ughhh...
Megatron: Its like being a sparkling all over again!
/e time skip brought by everyone mastering da heels after 2 hr.
Optimus: FINALLY!
MIKO: DO DA CATWALK NOW!!!!
Knockout, Wheeljack: *rocks it*
Ratchet, Soundwave, Ultramagnus: *just standing there*
Starscream, Arcee, Bee, Arachnid: *Walks casually*
Shockwave: this is illogical
Smokescreen, Bulkhead: *Just. Can't walk.*
Megatron: *Does a pretty good job then sees Starscream laughing, shoots him then walks off*
Optimus: *Does a pretty good catwalk but at the end trips and starts throwing a fit*
Optimus: Take them off!!!!!!!
Megatron: *takes his own heels off then walks up to prime*
Optimus: GGHJGHJGKH
Megatron: Hmmm... *Picks Optimus Bridal style* I will save U princess!
Everyone: XD
Miko: thx guys! But now my stomach hurts! XD
Hope U like this!!!! :D. (ps I also has some other books if U wanna check em out)
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TFP Bloopers and Randomness
HumorInspired by the many TFP Bloopers and spoofs (I am VERY bad at descriptions, so just read)