TFP Bloopers and Randomness

Basically how war started "in detail"

Soooo Imma add Orion and Megatronus as official characters to the book, enjoy!

(Past: Cybertron golden age; IIacon)

Orion: *looks at the news and spots Megatronus* hmmm he sounds like hes a good person!

Ratchet: I doubt that.

Orion: *dun care and runs towards Kaon* Bye Ratchet!

Ratchet: *sigh* kids these days.

(Kaon)

Orion: hmmm wheres could Megatr-

Megatronus: Oh! Im sorry, hello there!

Orion: Oh! I was just looking for u!

Megatronus: *signs an autograph for someone* Uuuuhuh... Anyway, wanna be friends?

Orion: sure!

(2 years later, High council)

Megatronus: *Big heroic speech* So thats why I wanna be prime but we may have to take some violence.

High Council: *Not imperessed*

Orion: *whispers while playing with a rubix cube* I dun believe in violence...

High Council: FINALLY! SOMEONE WORTHY OF A PRIME!

Megatronus: *glares at Orion* Betrayal.

Orion: *Stunned at wut happened*

*1.2 seconds later*

Megatronus: *Storms out*

Orion: Im sorry!!!! *runs behind*

Megatronus: SURE U ARE! And U know what! Imma change my name to Megatron!

Orion: Pls dont...

Megatron: And Imma start war!

Orion: Megatron is an ugl- wait what?! dont! PLSSSSS

Megatron: *calls soundwave* time to start war. unleash the army!

Orion: U had an army this entire time?

(Now, Earth, battlefield)

Optimus: *fighting Megatron*

Megatron: DIEEEE

Optimus: *sigh* I just wanted to know where U got the army from!

Megatron: nunya~

Hope U enjoyed! this was rly chaotic....