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ur uncles side bitches

kev
i know u just left for the studio woo but you'll never guess who just texted us

me
huh
sannie?
or am i just like insane

kev
yes
it was indeed ur sannie

me
oh

cob
how mcuh am i allowef to bet that youre blsuhinf rigjt now

me
ur entire bank account cus i need it

cob
for wjat

kev
the correct answer is for a flight to singer boy to fix this fucking shit bcuz theres no way i'm letting this continue

me
haha
i was gonna say for my own place actually!

kev
not only is that incorrect that is also very anti moonbae

cob
gaspinf sound effects we shoyld use yoy as a savrifice for our next cult rituak

me
i'm sorry what
even kevin's idea sounds better than that one

kev
does that mean you'll do it
pls say that means you'll do it
i am losing my head worrying so much abt people who aren't myself

cob
same over heer and i'm not even the narsassict

me
what if he doesn't want me to tho

kev
remember when i said he texted us?
he asked if u were doing okay

me
what
he did?

kev
he did

me
really??

cob
fun faxt: if yoy had tge courgae to oepn any chat witg him in it theb you'd be abke to see fot yourself!

me
why are my eyes condensing over a man

kev
seek in some help bff 🙏🙏

me
the man is san tho
maybe it's valid

kev
maybe
does that mean you'll do it?????

me
idk yet

cob
why
literkaly wjat is theye for yot to lose

me
hmm let me think
1. san viewing me as a decent human being
2. san wanting to associate himself w me
3. san
4. the one person who makes things feel better
oh wait that's sannie too!!! 😱

kev
tell me in which alternate universe u're going to lose him
bcuz u won't woo believe me

me
how am i meant to believe u when the possibility of that happening is so fucking high
i doubt he'll ever be able to look at me the same once he finds out

cob
when he funds out wgat?
that you havwnt completely gotten ocer the death of soemine who was once the most imprtant person to yoy??
i had an wntire concersation with that mf only like this monring and i xan tell you that that'll nevet happen

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