sannie :33
wooyo
i just got a job
me
and i just woke up
oooo would u look at that i'm late for uni as well 🤤🤤
the universe clearly has bias between me n u
sannie :33
am i as ur not boyfriend supposed to encourage u to get ur ass up or sth
sounds like a rly corny couple thing to do but that also means i cant talk to u
i am in conflict
me
can i decide?
sannie :33
is that u politely asking me for consent to give ur opinion??
that's a new one
me
stfu
sannie :33
that was harmless shush
i do consent u btw so go ahead angel
me
i say put urself first!
sannie :33
yk that'd be cute n shit if u weren't only saying that to stay in bed for like half the day
me
sannie u have no idea what you're talking ab
it was v cute actually
sannie :33
mhmh sure
very cute wooyo
me
hm
wtf do u mean u got a job tho????
sannie :33
u sound unconvinced </3
me
yeah cus how did YOU university student choi fucking san who sings on the internet for a therapeutic laugh get employed?
sannie :33
that is not nice at all
i also believe u don't deserve to hear the answer to ur question
me
what u actually have an answer to that?
sannie :33
unfortunately so
me
you aren't gonna keep it from me thats literally impossible
so spill already dumbass
sannie :33
sth ab this canadian i'm seeing idk
me
huh
sannie :33
yeah
shame right?
me
i was only joking ab u being my sugar d4ddy yk that?
sannie :33
SNKSHSKSK WOOYO
me
WHAT
THATS BASICALLY WHAT UR IMPLYING
sannie :33
NO ITS FUCKING NOT
help i just need a way to be able to afford visiting u one day
me
OH
oh
stop it that's
sannie :33
absolutely terrifying literally what is wrong w u?
me
if i wasn't interrupted i would've gone with "like smth id cry myself to sleep over"
sannie :33
fucking dare and i'll de-capitalise planet earth, cannonball myself to u and gorilla glue myself to ur shoulder all in an estimate of 20 mins
me
what are u gonna do? steal elon musk's gadgets??
sannie :33
i swear he has like a rocket or sth
YOU ARE READING
SING ME TO SLEEP, woosan
Fanfiction"... sing to me? what- like, sing me to sleep?" "unless that's too corny for you, that's exactly what i'm offering." in which jung wooyoung suffers with insomnia and relies on an anonymous singer on instagram to make his nights a little less lonely...
