marvel oneshots x reader [Requests Closed]

Protector (request)

Request ~ anonymous requester

Reader ~ 16 she/her

Compilation of reader being protective over the marvel cast

Some will be actually things that have happened but a little different because of the reader plus I may add some things or change it up a little

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*interview with Scarlett and y/n*

Interviewer: do you wear underwear under your suit?

Scarlett: what's with people and asking that question, this is like the second time someone's asked that?

Interviewer: well I mean it's a good question because you have to wear a skin tight suit

Y/n: uh it's actually not a good question and is really inappropriate here actually I have an idea let me ask you a question

Interviewer: *to shocked to say anything*

Y/n: have you had any plastic surgery? Because your face looks a little off? I'm thinking maybe some lip filler? Maybe a little bit of a face lift?

Interviewer: I don't need to tell you you shouldn't ask that-

Y/n: now you know how it feels eh? Now imagine being asked worse questions asked about if you got a boob job or or asked what kind of undergarments you wear?

Interviewer: ....

Scarlett: *proud*

Y/n: I'm sure your Manger has enough footage to use so well be going now. Hope you have a bad rest of your day

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*comic con with Anthoy Mackie, Sebastian and Tom holland*

Seb: who's Tessa?

Fan: HIS DOG EDUCATE YOURSELF

All of us: *shocked*

Tom: your making me look really bad *laughs nervously*

Me: you have a good time on the internet tonight

Mackie: so what- time out time out how do YOU know who Tessa is?

Fan: he post Tessa all the time

Me: oh he's posting pictures of him and his dog?

Fan: yeah

Mackie: He's just hanging at home with his dog?

Fan: *to me and mackie* do you not follow him on Instagram?

Me: sweetheart I have a life unlike you apparently

Everyone: ooooooooo or Ohhhh shittt

Mackie: baby I'm an adult...I follow no man just so you know write it down take a picture tweet that shit I follow no man

*Time skip to a couple minutes later*

Fan2: *talking to mackie* sorry friends may be a term you don't know

Us 3: *the audacity of this girl*

Me: your right he doesn't know the term friends, he knows the term family

Mackie, seb, and tom: *proud smiles*

Mackie: when stuff get tight let me see where your friends at

Me: but grow a little you'll get there

Fan2: *to y/n* you do realize I'm older then you right?

Y/n: and yet your acting like you're 5? Saying rude things to people who have taken time out of their day to do this? real mature for someone who's "older" then me

Mackie: *fistbumps me*

Tom and Sebastian: *proud smirks*

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*y/n and Lizzie walking back to Lizzies car, pap/paps= Paparazzi*

Pap1: LIZZIE IS IT TRUE YOU'RE DATING SOMEONE?!?

Pap2: Y/N WHO ARE YOU DATING?

pap3: WHERE DID YOU GUYS GO?!?

pap4: ARE YOU IN ANOTHER MOVIE TOGETHER

Y/n and Lizzie: *ignoring them and continuing to walk*

Paps: *getting really close making it hard to walk*

Paps: *trys to grab y/ns arm*

Y/n: hey do not touch me

Pap5: Y/N ARE YOU DATING NOAH FROM STRANGER THINGS

y/n: *notices lizzie starting to panic*

Paps: *getting in lizzies face asking a million questions*

Y/n: Get away from her *trying to step in between them*

Lizzie: y/n sweetie let's just keep going okay

Y/n: *nods but acts as a body guard for lizzie*

Pap: I ASKED YOU A QUESTION *goes to grab lizzies arm*

Y/n: I SAID GET AWAY FROM HER *lightly pushes the Pap back*

Y/n: here Liz *helps Liz get in the car before going around to the other side and getting in*

Y/n: you okay?

Lizzie: I will be thank you sweet girl *leans over and kissing y/n's cheek

Y/n: no need to thank me no one touches my family

Lizzie: *smiles*

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*y/n doing a solo interview*

Interviewer: so how's it like working with the hottest woman on earth?

Y/n: excuse me?

Interviewer: well i mean Scarlett and Elizabeth are really hot so I was wondering how it is to work with them? I mean like do you get jealous of their looks? Like look at their bodies

Y/n: the audacity you have to ask me those things? Your kidding right?

Interviewer: no? It's a general question?

Y/n: first of all they are not objects they are not known for there bodies they are known for their talent that you certainly do not have secondly they are beautiful yes but they are also the most kind, compassionate, loving people you could ever know and fortunately for them they won't have to meet you and thirdly why on earth would I ever be jealous of them? They are like family to me they teach me new things all the time among so many other things

Interviewer: .....

Y/n: *looks at publicist who gives y/n a nod* and I'm done here

Y/n: *looks at the people behind the camera* thank you for having me but I believe it's time for me to leave

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Hey lovelys I know this ones shorter but I couldn't think of what else to put

If you have any requests dm or comment them <3

Love you all

Until next time :)