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༄𝔹𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕔𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕤༄

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You: "When doctors take your blood do they just test it, throw it out, then give you the results?"

Mei: "Y/N no i don't thi-"

You: "But i worked so hard for that blood and for what? Them just to throw it away!"

Mei: "Thats not what they do though."

You: "God the world we live in."

Mei: "You're being a total idoit."

You: *gasp* "The amount of disrespect."

*you look at an invisible camera*

You: "Did you guys see me receive such horrid words from my own girlfriend?"

Mei:*looks at you confused*

Mei: "Are you feeling sick?"

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Miriam: "You know what sounds good with your name?"

You: "What?"

Miriam: "My last name."

You: "You know what sounds good with your name?"

Miriam: "Hmm?"

You: "Someone else's last name."

Miriam: "Ouch that hurt."

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You: *looking in the mirror*

You: "Damnnnn."

You: "Slayyy queen."

You: "Such a goddess."

Priya: "Who are you talking to?"

You: "My hot ass self."

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You: "I guess we're together now."

Abby: "I guess so."

You: "Wait one thing first."

Abby: "Ok?"

You: "I get to be the girlfriend."

Abby: "Df?"

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You: "Sometimes i look at you and wonder how you got so lucky."

Miriam:" What?"

You: "You've been blessed with me duh."

Miriam: "And you've been blessed with no kisses for a week."

You: "No wait i was kidding."

heyyyyy bestayss this took so long to write for absolutely no reason like god damn anwaysss time to go dye wonderful eater eggs byeeee my non existing fan base 😏😏😏😏 ( 302 words) ik theres probably a bunch of spelling mistakes BUT does a bitch care?🤨 exactly.