My love Hermione

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When I tell the cast of Harry Potter slay there roles I mean it. Sweet lord I just know I was gay for Hermione they first time I saw her and of course Peter had his crush in the film too. So when I found out Peter had a crush on "My Wife" aka Hermione Granger aka Emma Watson shit was about to go down.

"Peter I'm already married to her and you can't steal her from me"

"You haven't even met her!"

"I already claimed her!"

"Can't you claim somebody else

" No"

"Come on pleaseee!"

" No"

"Fine but I'll love Hermione Granger to the grave!"

" I loved her first!"

"No you didn't"

"If I can't be gay for Hermione I'll just be gay for Michelle." And with that said I ran into my room and immediately called Mj and talked shit about people all night long.

"Honestly how can somebody like Hermione who got the curves, knowledge and everything get together with Ron like. I'll fight J.K Rowlings and what makes it easier is that Tony has her number." I said to Peter the following day

"I know right she should have ended up with me."

"No me!"

You have to admit it we are the perfect duo

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