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Phoebe comes marching down the stairs.

"Max! Max, i'm trying to study." Phoebe yells.

"What?" max yells back.

"I'm trying to study!" Phoebe yells and i roll my eyes.

"Hold on." max says.

"What about pickles?" Max asks.

"No pickles. You're making to much noise, and i cant study for my class Math bowl." Nerd I mean Phoebe says.

"The math bowl? Is that where you flush away any chance of having a social life?" Max asks.

"Says the guy who spends all his time alone in his lair." Phoebe says.

"Excuse me?" i say.

"Sorry alone with his little sister." she says.

"I'm too busy for friends and plus Liz is my best friend." Max says.

"So our dance parties mean nothing?" Colosso asks.

"Shut it bunny." i say and Colosso ducks away.

"In case you haven't noticed, i'm trying to launch the Max-10 into the stratosphere." Max says.

"Well my math bowl is more important." Phoebe argues.

"Rocket is."

"math bowl."

"rocket."

"math bowl."

"rocket."

"fine, rocket!" Phoebe snaps and launches the rocket.

"My baby. I wanted to push that button." Max says.

"You still can. It just wont do anything." phoebe says and leaves.

"Just toast for me mom. I have to study for the math bowl." Phoebe says.

"What is it with you and the math Bowl?" i ask.

"This kind of stuff will help me get into hero university and since i cant show off my superpowers here, might aswell show off my brainpower." Phoebe says.

"Why? So you can get a sticker that says, i'm a mathlete?" Max asks.

"Beats, i'm a duh-lympian." Phoebe says.

"Say what you want, i'm still smarter at math than you are." Max says.

"Dad, who's smarter at math, me or max?" Phoebe asks.

"Yeah, right, parents never answer questions like that." Max says.

"Phoebe is." Mom and Dad both answer.

"What?" max asks.

"She is in Honors math and gets A's and you get... the other letters." Mom says.

"Well at villains university, they don't care about grades." Max tries to defend.

"Well, we do. Tomorrow is report card day. And if your grades aren't better, were taking away your doomsday devices. Which we probably should've done a couple years ago." dad says.

"Good luck with getting your grades up in a day." Phoebe teases.

"And good luck with the couch." max says.

"What cou--ouch!" Phoebe says when max hits her with the couch and mom hits max.

"Ill take them to school. Can you drive billy and Nora?" mom asks.

"No problem." dad says and i walk out the door.

"Wait so if i make straight A's and in all honors classes that makes the the smartest Thunderman." i say.

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