Orv chatfic

Arson?? WHAT??

Ugly squid- Kim Dokja
Fake king- Han Sooyoung
Sunfish Bastard- Yoo Joonghyuk
Knight- Jung Heewon
Papa bear- Lee Hyungsung
Moonlight goddess- Yoo Sangah
Lee Seolhwa
Blonde fries- Jang Hayoung
ChuunidragOn- Abfd (in this fic, Blac)
Smexy monkeh- Sun Wukong
Local jd shipper- Uriel
Plotter- Secretive Plotter

Local jd shipper: guys

Smexy monkeh: @everyone

Ugly squid: yes?

Fake king: go on

Local jd shipper: Sp's gonna do a name reveal

Knight: woah you guys didn't know his name?

Fake king: such suspense

Ugly squid: ooh go on

Smexy monkeh: wdym Sp's gonna do one? He won't do shit, so I will

Papa bear: ???

Blonde fries: yo??

Local jd shipper: YOU KNOW HIS NAME?

Smexy monkeh: obviously I do

ChuunidragOn: wtf why didn't you say anything

Smexy monkeh: comedy purposes

Local jd shipper: now TELL US

Smexy monkeh: ok ok, sheesh

Ugly squid: drumroll pls

Fake king: dun dun dun

Knight: *drumroll*

Smexy monkeh: so his name is arson

Local jd shipper: ...

ChuunidragOn: say what now?

Blonde fries: lmao fr?

Smexy monkeh: yeah, and from his words his mother named him that

Fake king: why would she do that now?

Local jd shipper: you're telling me, that guys name is "arson"?

Knight: lmao who names someone arson

Smexy monkeh: now wanna know the reason?

Local jd shipper: YES

Ugly squid: mhm

Smexy monkeh: so basically his father died in an arson, and his mother hated his father so out of spite she named him arson.

Local jd shipper: imagine getting named arson out of pure spite

Ugly squid: damn that'd suck

Fake king: I'm not believing this.

Blonde fries: I'm convinced his name is arson.

Knight: I wanna hear this from sp if it's true

Fake king: same, @Plotter

Ugly squid: ok where is he?

Sunfish bastard: I don't know

Plotter: ?

Local jd shipper: is your name actually arson?

Plotter: ???

ChuunidragOn: backread

Plotter: hm

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Private chat between Smexy monkeh and Plotter

Smexy monkeh: play along

Plotter: Why?

Smexy monkeh: do it