Orv chatfic

What's everyone up to

Ugly squid- Kim Dokja
Fake king- Han Sooyoung
Sunfish Bastard- Yoo Joonghyuk
Knight- Jung Heewon
Papa bear- Lee Hyungsung
Moonlight goddess- Yoo Sangah
Lee Seolhwa
Blonde fries- Jang Hayoung
ChuunidragOn- Abfd (in this fic, Blac)
Smexy monkeh- Sun Wukong
Local jd shipper- Uriel
Plotter- Secretive Plotter

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Ugly squid: so like what are you guys upto?

Plotter: Just the usual.

Ugly squid: I'm not sure what your usual is so you're gonna have to be more specific.

Plotter: I'm just chilling in my couch with 1864, and trying to block my hearing. My neighbours on the roof again yelling about how life has no meaning and they don't fear death.

Blonde fries: lol your neighbour sounds cool.

Plotter: They're a pain

Smexy monkeh: cool people sound like a pain to you.

Plotter: Your idea of cool and mine are completely different.

ChuunidragOn: agreed

Ugly squid: I was just asking what everyone's up to how are we even having this conversation?

Plotter: You asked me to be specific

Ugly squid: not that specific

Plotter: Now you're just being a mom. When I don't describe it, it's not specific enough. And when I describe it, it's too specific.

Ugly squid: I-

Blonde fries: LMFAO

Sunfish bastard: he kind of is. he has like 3 children, human ones.

Fake king: my novel inspiration mini rats

Plotter: Ah right, that makes sense.

Ugly squid: Fyi anyone would say you're being too specific

Plotter: Uriel won't.

Local jd shipper: true

Ugly squid: she's open to all tea.

Sunfish bastard: quite literally too

Smexy monkeh: I remember that time blac gave her bleach to drink, saying you need to erase the unholy out of you, and she ended up actually drinking it.

Knight: please don't remind me

ChuunidragOn: she spent like a month in the hospital, lol good times.

Local jd shipper: I see my suffering is good times for you mr chuuni.

ChuunidragOn: uriel you were delighted you didn't have to go to work

Blonde fries: "I don't have to deal with micheal's bitchass anymore" if I recall

Plotter: The blond hair purple eyes angel demon guy?

Fake king: that's how I wrote him

Local jd shipper: remove the angel and it's him all right

Plotter: *The blond hair purple eyes demon guy?

Local jd shipper: yup

Local jd shipper: Right btw dokja I'm at heewon's place

Ugly squid: oh cool

Fake king: I'm at Sangah's house

Moonlight goddess: she is

Ugly squid: no suprise there ofc

Fake king: I just live here now and she's not complaining so yeah

Moonlight goddess: what she said

Ugly squid: again, not suprising

Blonde fries: so like when's the wedding?

Moonlight goddess: not sure

Fake king: WHAT!?

Blonde fries: let's pretend I didn't say that

Fake king: right, let's do that.

Ugly squid: anyways

Sunfish bastard: How did Jihye get in here? What the hell happened while I was gone?

Fake king: ah right I removed her, and why'd you add her in?

Sunfish bastard: I didn't

Ugly squid: Jihye must've stole your phone.

Sunfish bastard: That makes sense but how tho

Fake king: look idk man

Sunfish bastard: don't you ppl have better things to do?

Ugly squid: no, it's a weekend Joonghyuk not everyone has a gaming career

Fake king: I'm just multi tasking rn, writting and texting

Blonde fries: first of all, rude. second, I'm just binge watching rn

Moonlight goddess: You're right. I could be doing Sooyoung-ssi right now.

Fake king: GDHSHSHSHS WHAT-

Ugly squid: I don't think I needed that info but HA I KNEW YOU WERE A BOTTOM

Knight: wtf that was smooth

Blonde fries: goddamn

ChuunidragOn: how did we even get here?

Local jd shipper: shhh don't question it

Moonlight goddess: I'll be taking my leave with Sooyoung-ssi

Fake king has gone offline

Moonlight goddess has gone offline

Blonde fries: OMG THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN.

Smexy monkeh: I feel so single rn.

Plotter: That's because you are.

Local jd shipper: lmao yes-

Smexy monkeh: why do you even know that?

Plotter: I don't want to remind myself.

Smexy monkeh: then why do you remember it and I don't?

Plotter: you seem to be the single type

Smexy monkeh: nuh-uh, there's another reason.

Local jd shipper: wtf even is a single type-

Plotter: the type who'd never be in a relationship

Smexy monkeh: I- what.

ChuunidragOn: can't deny that

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ChuunidragOn (Abfd)
Smexy monkeh (Wukong)
Local jd shipper (Uriel)
Plotter (Sp)

Chat group

Local jd shipper: let's avoid making their notifs go crazy

Smexy monkeh: true

Local jd shipper: now sp, spill now.

Plotter: Don't know what you're talking about.

ChuunidragOn: "I don't want to remind myself."

Plotter: oh that

Plotter: It's like I said, It's an extremely weird incident.

Local jd shipper: bitch spill

Plotter: I mean this is just embarassing for wukong, that's all to it.

Local jd shipper: I wanna know more

Smexy monkeh: what did I even do-

Plotter: Are you sure you want to know?

Local jd shipper: YES BITCH

ChuunidragOn: sure

Smexy monkeh: no-

Local jd shipper: ignore him

Plotter: All right I suppose