Private chat between Smexy monkeh and Plotter
Smexy monkeh: hehwhahsduehhe2h
Plotter: ?
Smexy monkeh: oh hiiiu
(Oh hi)
Plotter: you're drunk?
Smexy monkeh: nooooooo
(Nooo.?)
Plotter: got it, so you're drunk
Smexy monkeh: Noooohwhwjjwhwhw
(I said nooo!)
Plotter: go home and stop texting me
Smexy monkeh: SpP sendaPi2 of Yrusoslef
(So send a picture of yourself)
Plotter: No
Smexy monkeh: whyyyagwgywyehyr
(Whyy??)
Plotter: Because no, now I'm gonna call uriel.
Smexy monkeh: sshe kpReaahwuwjb
(She's in Korea)
Plotter: yes she's in korea, aren't you too?
Smexy monkeh: switz
(I'm at Switzerland)
Plotter: you're in switzerland?
Smexy monkeh: yee
(Yeah)
Plotter: wtf, why?
Smexy monkeh: worr
(I got work)
Plotter: oh work, suprised you have one
Smexy monkeh: AHHHHH
(How dare you)
Plotter: so where are u in switzerland?
Smexy monkeh: famoubarre
(At a famous bar)
Plotter: a famous bar?
Smexy monkeh: mhhhmm
(Yeaah)
Plotter: I have no idea what place you're talking about
Smexy monkeh: gogl.
(Google it dumbass)
Plotter: it's literally called that?
Smexy monkeh; mhm
(That's right)
Plotter: I'll call a cab for u then
Smexy monkeh: noo cannbbb
(I don't want a cab)
Plotter: Yes cab, and where do u live in switz?
Smexy monkeh: stalkaaa
(Stalker!!)
Plotter: I'm literally trying to help you.
Smexy monkeh has sent a location
Plotter: you're way too careless, but I'll send a cab to the famous bar, what's its name?
Smexy monkeh: tol aedy!
(I already told you!)
Plotter: yes you did, just checking
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ChuunidragOn (Abfd)
Smexy monkeh (Wukong)
Local jd shipper (Uriel)
Plotter (Sp)
Local jd shipper: and then? What happened?
Plotter: the cab probably reached him
Local jd shipper: you sent him in some random cab when he was drunk??
Smexy monkeh: yeah pretty much
Local jd shipper: did you even get home safe??
Smexy monkeh: it was a temporary hotel since it was a business trip but I got there safely
ChuunidragOn: fortunately for you the driver wasn't a shady guy
Plotter: Luck I suppose
Smexy monkeh: yeah
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Orv chatfic
HumorHan Sooyoung creates a group chat. Orv modern chatfic au This contains: spoilers cussing shipping bad sense of humor And some other stuff. None of these pictures belong to me, unless I say it does. But most of it won't.
