Orv chatfic

If you hate us so much

Ugly squid- Kim Dokja
Fake king- Han Sooyoung
Sunfish Bastard- Yoo Joonghyuk
Knight- Jung Heewon
Papa bear- Lee Hyunsung
Moonlight goddess- Yoo Sangah
Lee Seolhwa
Blonde fries- Jang Hayoung
ChuunidragOn- Abfd (in this fic, Blac)
Smexy monkeh- Sun Wukong
Local jd shipper- Uriel
Plotter- Secretive Plotter

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Local jd shipper: Heyy sp

Plotter: ?

Local jd shipper: If you hate us so much, why not just leave?

Plotter: The last time I tried that I was added back.

Local jd shipper: why not just report us to the police then?

Plotter: I don't know, you tell me.

Smexy monkeh: bc you secretly enjoy being with us

Plotter: Wrong.

Ugly squid: elaborate

Plotter: Let me put it like this.

Plotter: If you were a police officer, and someone came to you reporting a case,

Plotter: Claiming that a bunch of strangers  have added him to a group for a few years

Plotter: and said people are also "friends" with him, even though they've never met each other

Plotter: and they keep on harassing him, and won't let him leave,

Plotter: Would you take it seriously?

Ugly squid: fair enough

Knight: is "a bunch of strangers" all you think of us??

Plotter: That's how I describe everyone and what else are you supposed to be?

Papa bear: ..friends?

Plotter: Sure.

Fake king: guess who just finished writing

Fake king: ok nvm

Fake king: what's going on?

Sunfish Bastard: nothing important

Ugly squid: anyone wanna go to the library with me?

Local jd shipper: as much as I'd love to, I got a job interview to go to

Local jd shipper: wish me luck

Knight: good luck!

Moonlight goddess: hope you get the job

Local jd shipper: I hope so too

Blonde fries: count me in, let's go to the library squid

Ugly squid: meet me at that cafe we go to

Blonde fries: outside the entrance?

Ugly squid: yeah

Blonde fries: all right~!

Moonlight goddess; suprised Joonghyuk-ssi didn't jump in saying he'll go

Smexy monkeh: he must be busy

ChuunidragOn: he's streaming rn

ChuunidragOn: ugh why is everything so boring?

Smexy monkeh: everything's not boring

Smexy monkeh: you just don't have a life

ChuunidragOn: ok fuck you

ChuunidragOn: you say that as if you do have a life

Smexy monkeh: ofc I do

ChuunidragOn: I didn't ask

Smexy monkeh: ..you just did? What?

Fake king: blac you act like a 10 year old who just found the internet

ChuunidragOn: your point?

Fake king: My point is,

Fake king: Shut the fuck up.

Moonlight goddess: enough.

Fake king: but he started it

ChuunidragOn: no you did.

Moonlight goddess: .

Fake king: yes ma'am

ChuunidragOn: ..fine

ChuunidragOn: ok wth just hell happened.

Papa bear: why what happened?

ChuunidragOn: Yoo Joonghyuk just left the stream.

Fake king: can you do that?

Plotter: he can if he's ended the game or is busy

ChuunidragOn: no you don't get it

ChuunidragOn: his stream is still live

Fake king: then?

ChuunidragOn: he just got up and fucking bolted out of the door.

Moonlight goddess: why do people watch him again..?

ChuunidragOn: this is definitely going to become a meme.

ChuunidragOn: oh yup, the chat's going wild.

ChuunidragOn: Not one of them saying not again-

Fake king: this has happened before??

Plotter: Definitely.

ChuunidragOn: oh you'd be surprised

Fake king: I wouldn't, actually

Fake king: this guy probably does not give a flying f about his viewers

ChuunidragOn: he does

ChuunidragOn: just sometimes, he's very dense and doesn't understand shit.

Plotter: simply put, he's a tad bit stupid.

ChuunidragOn: ok he's back

ChuunidragOn: and he's cut it off.

ChuunidragOn: Stream's over y'all.

Fake king: what could possibly be important enough to interrupt a game?

Plotter: ...

ChuunidragOn: ..

Fake king: ..

Smexy monkeh: I think I know

Knight: ..Dokja-ssi.

Plotter: what the hell happened to him this time?

Moonlight goddess: I'll take a guess

Moonlight goddess: did he leave a potato on his bed and reply "You are what you eat."?

Papa bear: why has that happened?

ChuunidragOn: just because.

Fake king: speaking of Kim Dokja

Fake king: where is he?

Knight: library, remember?

Fake king: he's alone again huh

Papa bear: he's with Hayoung-ssi.

Fake king: Jang Hayoung?

ChuunidragOn: no your mom you moron

Knight: yes, her.

Fake king: hm.. no wonder Yoo Joonghyuk bolted outta the door

ChuunidragOn: ?

Smexy monkeh: is there something we don't know?

Fake king: hahaha oh y'all really don't know huh?

Fake king: well I ain't telling either way so

Fake king: anyways gotta make lemonade for myself

Fake king: byee

ChuunidragOn: come back bitch-