Playlists and Slander

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Ugly squid- Kim Dokja
Fake king- Han Sooyoung
Sunfish Bastard- Yoo Joonghyuk
Knight- Jung Heewon
Papa bear- Lee Hyunsung
Moonlight goddess- Yoo Sangah
Lee Seolhwa
Blonde fries- Jang Hayoung
ChuunidragOn- Abfd (in this fic, Blac)
Smexy monkeh- Sun Wukong
Local jd shipper- Uriel
Plotter- Secretive Plotter

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Fake King: kim dokja send me your music playlist rn

Ugly Squid: I don't have one

Fake King: .

Fake King: tf u mean u don't have one??

Fake King: i literally paod for the app to be installed on your phone

Ugly Squid: you did??

Ugly Squid: it's *paid btw

Ugly Squid: when'd you do that?

Fake King: last month

Ugly Squid: it's been a month??

Ugly Squid: wow you wasted a lot of money

Fake King: yeah but since the subscription is permanant, you have to use it

Ugly Squid: oh ok

Fake King: go make a playlist dumbass

Ugly Squid: but I'm busy

Fake King: with what?

Ugly Squid: ..ok fine

Private chat between Yoo Sangah and Yoo Joonghyuk

Yoo Sangah: Do you have to pay for Spotify?

Yoo Joonghyuk: only for premium, otherwise it's free

Yoo Sangah: so you can install it for free right?

Yoo Joonghyuk: yes

Yoo Sangah: then what is Sooyoung-ssi talking about..

Yoo Joonghyuk: what did Han Sooyoung do this time?

Yoo Sangah: apparently she paid for the app for Kim Dokja?

Yoo Joonghyuk: .

Yoo Joonghyuk: She's lying

Yoo Sangah: but Dokja-ssi doesn't seem to know

Yoo Sangah: 😕

Yoo Joonghyuk: just let those two be

Yoo Joonghyuk: Han Sooyoung most likely wanted something from him

Yoo Joonghyuk: and Kim Dokja is a fool who only thinks of reading

Yoo Sangah: but wouldn't that make you smart? Reading, I mean

Yoo Joonghyuk: he's an idiot

Yoo Sangah: if you insist

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Back to the group chat

Knight: you need to pay for Spotify?

ChuunidragOn: Only for premium (deleted)

Fake King has removed ChuunidragOn from the group chat

Knight has added ChuunidragOn to the group chat

ChuunidragOn: Han Sooyoung wtf?

Fake King: you stfu

Fake King: I paid for it

ChuunidragOn: ..oooh

ChuunidragOn: yeah she did

Fake King: damn right I did

She did not infact pay for it, Blac is simply playing along with her shenanigans because he has nothing better to do. Also because Han Sooyoung was sometimes more delusional than Kim Namwoon, he doesn't need to mess around further. Kim Dokja found out the moment he opened the app.

He proceeded to delete the app, the updates were extremely inconvenient.

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