Orv chatfic

NEWS HEADLINES

Ugly squid- Kim Dokja
Fake king- Han Sooyoung
Sunfish Bastard- Yoo Joonghyuk
Knight- Jung Heewon
Papa bear- Lee Hyungsung
Moonlight goddess- Yoo Sangah
Lee Seolhwa
Blonde fries- Jang Hayoung
ChuunidragOn- Abfd (in this fic, Blac)
Smexy monkeh- Sun Wukong
Local jd shipper- Uriel
Plotter- Secretive Plotter

Fake king: DID YOU GUYS SEE THE NEWS?

Plotter: Yeah, alot of mass murdering happening in my streets lately. I need to keep my children safe.

Fake king: what no- wtf that's not what I meant.

Plotter: then what?

Fake king: See for yourself  *insert picture*

Local jd shipper: Now that you mention it I DID

Blonde fries: LOLOLOL

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NEWS HEADLINES

Pro gamer Yoo Joonghyuk found breaking into someone's house, what do the bystanders have to say?

Bystander 1: He was like spiderman for real, just climbing the walls and then breaking the window

Bystander 2: I'm concerned to be honest. How did he even do that?

Bystander 3: Legit thought he was gonna fall off. Suprised and glad he didn't.

We've asked the man himself! See video of Yoo Joonghyuk gets interviewed about the incident

(The video)

Interviewer: Mister Yoo Joonghyuk what was your reason for breaking into someone's house? Are you a robber?

Yoo Joonghyuk: no this is my friend house.

Interviewer: So you were breaking into your friends house?

Yoo Joonghyuk: he wasn't there and the door was locked.

Camera man: this is so stupid (heard mumbling in the background)

Interviewer: Well the police is here so we'll still have to take you there

Yoo Joonghyuk: No seriously, I even have my friend's pet white with me. See?

Yoo Joonghyuk held his hand forward to show white slithering towards the camera

Interviewer and Camera man: AHHHHHHHH

*Shuffling noise* The screen goes black.

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Knight: LMFAO IT'S LIKE THE TERRORIST THING ALL OVER AGAIN

Fake king: YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT OMG

Plotter: So that's white, quite a cute snake.

Blonde fries: not so cute when it bites

Plotter: I've dealt with my cousin so it can't be that bad.

Fake king: OMG YOO JOONGHYUK WHY'D YOU NOT MENTION GOING TO THE POLICE STATION?

Sunfish bastard: It was a thirty minute visit. And they were convinced it was Kim Dokja's house since I called him to prove it.

Ugly squid: My aunt was so close to killing me you sunfish.

Sunfish bastard: It went without any issues.

ChuunidragOn: Seriously so much drama goes on in your lives.

Local jd shipper: Which is why, don't climb windows when you're popular.

Blonde fries: top tier advice

Smexy monkeh: indeed

Knight: RIP interviewer and cameraman

ChuunidragOn: press F to pay respect