Orv chatfic

Eated

Ugly squid- Kim Dokja
Fake king- Han Sooyoung
Sunfish Bastard- Yoo Joonghyuk
Knight- Jung Heewon
Papa bear- Lee Hyunsung
Moonlight goddess- Yoo Sangah
Lee Seolhwa
Blonde fries- Jang Hayoung
ChuunidragOn- Abfd (in this fic, Blac)
Smexy monkeh- Sun Wukong
Local jd shipper- Uriel
Plotter- Secretive Plotter

Fake king: Who tf ate my candy?

Blonde fries: WHO TF ATE MY FRIES?!??

Local jd shipper: I bet it was Blac's big back ahh

ChuunidragOn: unprovoked??? I didn't do shit

Smexy monkeh: She's right you eated it all

Plotter: Eated?

Smexy monkeh: eated.

Local jd shipper: you owe me three strawberry milkshakes

ChuunidragOn: you don't even like strawberry!!

Local jd shipper: those were FRESH af okay, I needed that shake

Local jd shipper: and the audacity you had to drink it all

ChuunidragOn: I thought I was doing u a favour

Local jd shipper: doesn't change the fact that you owe me

ChuunidragOn: I'm a literal minor you can't do this to me

Smexy monkeh: that reminds me, why is he here again? I thought this was adults only or smth

Ugly king: why would you think that?

Smexy monkeh: you kicked lee jihye out

Ugly king: hm

Knight: It was ONE candy Han Sooyoung, let it go

Fake king: I was saving best for last

Knight: they're all literally the same lemony thing

Fake king: you don't understand

Fake king: each of them have a numbering on it

Fake king: the ones with number 3 are always the best

Ugly squid: anything with that number is the best though?

Fake king: man shut your simping ass up

Fake king: yoo joohyuk fan boy

Ugly squid: Yoo Joonghyuk*

Ugly squid: okay I see what you mean

Fake king: as I was saying, NUMBER 3 lemon candy lolipops are the best

Knight: it just sounds like you're being superstitious

Knight: dw I'll buy you another pack

Fake king: okay, as you should

Blonde fries: you just wanted her to say that didn't you?

Blonde fries: well now that we know who finished her candy

Knight: it was literally one candy from a pack of 50.

Blonde fries: details

Blonde fries: moving onto MY Issues

Blonde fries: the fries.

Local jd shipper: dw they didn't taste good anyway

Blonde fries: it was YOU

Local jd shipper: don't worry Yoo Joonghyuk will buy you some

Sunfish Bastard: No I won't

Local jd shipper: oh did I say Yoo Joonghyuk? I meant Heewon-ah will

Knight: All right ig? Might as well

Papa bear: you're buying fries?

Knight: mhm, I'll buy some for you too

Papa bear: I'll come with you

Knight: even better! Now that's set, today?

Fake king: duh, buy the candy and the fries asap

Blonde fries: thanks Heewon!!

Knight: atleast someone here has manners

Papa bears: thank you Heewon ☺️

Knight: oh that wasn't targetted towards you baby

Knight: you're good

Fake king: goofy ass lovebirds get a room

Moonlight goddess: right after she said she'll buy you candy too, how rude Sooyoung

Fake king: Oh wait auto correct, I meant to say

Fake king: Thank you so much Heewon I'll never forget this great favour you're doing for me ❤️

Knight: yeah all right

Ugly squid: since you guys are going out today anyway, why not we all have dinner together?

Local jd shipper: No can do unfortunately, I got work

Smexy monkeh: since when did you have a job?

Local jd shipper: since YESTERDAY.

Smexy monkeh: congrats! What're you doing now?

Local jd shipper: I got a temporary job at this cafe nearby

Local jd shipper: at the counter

ChuunidragOn: the dream job

Local jd shipper: hey now it's better than nothing

Fake king: YIKES service... tough work

Knight: good luck man

Smexy monkeh: wait y'all are getting fries right? Just get em from McDonalds then

Blonde fries: Nah their fries are overrated

ChuunidragOn: mid ahh fries

Knight: ..ok where do you want them from then?

Blonde fries: Mom's touch ❤️

Plotter: Freaky ass mom.

Local jd shipper: wtf dude

Smexy monkeh: HELP LMAO WHAT

Ugly squid: I knew I wasn't the only one who found the title odd

ChuunidragOn: y'all dirty ass hell, didn't expect it from SP too tho

Fake king: expect the unexpectedly only with this guy

Blonde fries: I'm actually dying.. crazy 😭

Smexy monkeh: when mother touches me 😎

ChuunidragOn: ^Grown man here

Knight: I'm tired of this group bro oh my god

Fake king: Making your mom jokes when you're nearing 50..

Smexy monkeh: 50!?? IM NOT THAT OLD

Fake king: right I meant 15

ChuunidragOn: d a y u m

Smexy monkeh: 😭

Knight: Isn't McDonalds way better..

Blonde fries: ainnoway

Blonde fries: how could you say that

Knight: just my opinion

Knight: we're getting McDonald's fries then?

Blonde fries: girl.

Local jd shipper: trust me you'd be better of doing that

Blonde fries: damn ok ig better than nothing